How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!

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Why did Snape stand in the middle of the road?

So you'll never know which side he's on.

How is a fish like a bicycle?

Neither one knows how to whistle!

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Why didn't the blond call 911?

She couldn't find the 11 on the dial pad.

Which snakes are found on cars?

Windscreen vipers.

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What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?

The Wall was both their last big hit.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?

Tiger Woods had a better driver!

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How do you know Princess Diana had dandruff?

Because her head and shoulders were on the dashboard.

How did experts know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders in the glove compartment.

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?

Doug

Why didn't you answer me?

Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you!

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Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"?

Short John Silver!

Why do Australians have a well balanced walk?

They've a chip on both shoulders

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What did the pirate say after he pulled a steering wheel out of his pants?

It's driving me nuts!

What did the pirate say about the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrg, it's driving me nuts!