How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!

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Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince"

How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag?

I don't know, how?: Take the S away from "safe" and the F out of "way.": But there's no F in way.:

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Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!

Where did people find out that Pluto was no longer a planet?

The orbituaries.

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How are Princess Diana and Pink Floyd alike?

Their last big hit was The Wall.

What's the difference between Princess Diana and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods has a better driver

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How did the paramedics know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders in the glove box

How do you know the girl from Jaws had dandruff?

She left her Head &amp Shoulders on the beach

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Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

How do you cure a headache?

Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!

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How do you start a joke about Vladimir Putin?

By looking over your shoulder.

Why are Australians so well balanced?

They have a chip on both shoulders.

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What's with the steering wheel?

The pirate says "ARRGGHH! It's drivin' me nuts."

What did the pirate say when he had a steering wheel down his pantaloons?

Arr! It's driving me nuts!