How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?

Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.

What do you call a werewolf that knows it's a werewolf?

A self-awarewolf.

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What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing.

Where can you find the best Black Friday deals with items at 100% off?

Ferguson!

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What's the difference between Pink Floyd and Princess Diana?

Pink Floyd kept going after the wall.

What's the difference between a Volvo and a Mercedes?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Volvo

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How do you know the girl from Jaws had dandruff?

She left her Head &amp Shoulders on the beach

How do we know Paul Walker had dandruff?

We found his Heads & Shoulders in the glove box.

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Who do you think the scariest POTUS was?

I'd have to say Rushmore, considering he had four heads.

What do you say to an alien with two heads?

Hello. Hello.

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What is the scariest part of a cavity search?

When they put both their hands on your shoulders but keep searching

Why doesn't Stephen Hawking need a wife?

Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool

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What did the pirate say with a steering wheel down his pants?

YARRR, IT'S DRIVIN' ME NUTS!!!

What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

The pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"