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Why haven't we found aliens yet?

Because they are searching for intelligent life too.

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Where do you find dragon milk?

Short legged cows

How do you find the fastest man in Africa?

Roll a penny down a hill.

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What did the alien say to Franz Schubert?

Take me to your lieder!

How does an alien get back to his home planet?

Ayy

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What did the aliens say, when they came to earth in search of soda pop?

Take me to your liter!

What do you call an epileptic giving someone a pat-down?

A search and SEIZURE

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Why haven't we found aliens yet?

Because they are searching for intelligent life too.

Whats Updog?

NASA: Lol guess there isnt intelligent life out there