Search Jokes

What do you call 'looking for a Korean'?

Seoul searching

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What drink did the Karate Master order?

Wa-tah! Haha. I'll leave now... (Sorry if already posted. I searched a little bit but found nothing.)

Why did the North Korean defect to South Korea?

He did some Seoul searching.

What is the most searched word on Bing?

Google.

What's the best way to search a linen store?

Undercover.

What's the best city to search the World Wide Web in?

Rome.

How do you find Will Smith in the winter?

You search for Fresh Prints.

What did the aliens say, when they came to earth in search of soda pop?

Take me to your liter!

What does a proofreader have in common with a vampire?

They search for type-os

What is Bing's most searched word?

Chrome

What must a policeman have before searching a rabbits' home?

A search warren!

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Why was the pilot flying circles over South Korea?

He was Seoul searching.

How many social scientists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Social scientists do not change light bulbs they search for the root cause as to why the last one went out.

What do you use to search for anime in Google?

Weabooleans

Why haven't we found aliens yet?

Because they are searching for intelligent life too.

What is the ardent task of searching for a new wallpaper called?

Running a Backgroud Check.

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When pigs get a toothache who do they see?

Painless Porker.

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

Cavity Search Jokes More Cavity Search Jokes

Why did the TSA hire a dentist?

To help with the cavity searches

What did airport security tell the Dentist?

We need to give you a cavity search

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?

I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.

Why should you keep a broken clock?

It's just nice having an extra set of hands around.

Everybody Jokes More Everybody Jokes

What's the difference between everybody and bullets?

Everybody misses Harambe.

Why does everybody love honey?

Because it never gets old.

Policeman Jokes More Policeman Jokes

What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one?

CuNO3!

What did the policeman say when he pulled over a nissan?

Nissan Haltima Bonus: What do you call it when a kia pulls up to a red light Kia stoptima

Korean Jokes More Korean Jokes

What do you call 'looking for a Korean'?

Seoul searching

What do you call Korean soul food?

Okra Gangnam Style

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why use words you don't understand in your tweets?

It just makes you look photosynthesis.

How can you tell an introverted Techie from an extroverted Techie?

An extroverted Techie looks at *your* shoes when he's talking to you.

' 90 Jokes More ' 90 Jokes

What do you call a 90's sitcom star's inactivated x chromosomes?

Roseanne Barr bodies heh

What's a 90's kid's favorite salad?

Quinoa & Kale