What do you call a preponderance of the evidence that your drink has been compromised?

Probable Cosby

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What's love?

Me: Well, all the women text you except the one you like. And it hurts, so we drink. Sister: Get away from him!

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

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What did the topic sentence say to the evidence?

Why aren't you supporting me

Why did the Agnostic cross the road?

We don't have enough evidence to say for sure.

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Why did the Republican get a sunburn?

Because the sunscreen instructed to apply liberally and he was unwilling to compromise.

What do you call a preponderance of the evidence that your drink has been compromised?

Probable Cosby