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What do you call a preponderance of the evidence that your drink has been compromised?

Probable Cosby

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When your prescription says "DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL WHILE TAKING THIS" how many beers are you really allowed to have?

6

Where do graphic designers go for a drink?

CGI Friday's

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Why couldn't the police arrest the drug dealer?

Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)

What did the topic sentence say to the evidence?

Why aren't you supporting me

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What do you call a preponderance of the evidence that your drink has been compromised?

Probable Cosby

Why did the Republican get a sunburn?

Because the sunscreen instructed to apply liberally and he was unwilling to compromise.