Evidence Jokes

Why did the agnostic chicken cross the road?

There wasn't enough evidence to find out for sure.

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Why did the Agnostic cross the road?

We don't have enough evidence to say for sure.

What do you call two black men on a videotape?

Evidence.

What do you call a preponderance of the evidence that your drink has been compromised?

Probable Cosby

Why couldn't the police arrest the drug dealer?

Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)

How can we know atheism exists?

Where's the evidence

Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence

What did the topic sentence say to the evidence?

Why aren't you supporting me

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Fire in the hole!

Whatcha makin'?

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Because they carefully and objectively reviewed the evidence from the trial and thought a legitimate injustice had been done.

Why do they call it a non-sequitur?

Riot gear.

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A bench can support a family.

Why did the black man go to the golf-club on Sunday afternoon?

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Because he was Haydn.

Why didn't the cow go on to greener pastures?

She couldn't find any mooovers.

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What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial?

Odour in court!

Why did the picture plead innocent at the trial?

It was framed.

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What could possibly make moviegoers forget about Will Smith's movie After Earth?

A Concussion.

What happened when the Mrs. Smith's truck collided with the Tastykake truck?

Pyrex

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Why did you lead me on a high-speed chase?

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Why did the Chemistry Teacher go to Jail?

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Why are they rioting in Ferguson?

Because they carefully and objectively reviewed the evidence from the trial and thought a legitimate injustice had been done.

What did Christian Grey say when he read reviews of his movie?

People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!