Evidence Jokes

Why did the agnostic chicken cross the road?

There wasn't enough evidence to find out for sure.

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Why did the Agnostic cross the road?

We don't have enough evidence to say for sure.

Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence

What did the topic sentence say to the evidence?

Why aren't you supporting me

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They all have telephones...

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What do you call a duck being kidnapped?

An abduction. I'll quietly leave through this conveniently placed door.

How do you turn a duck into a popular soul singer?

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Why do they call it a non-sequitur?

Riot gear.

What's the plural of "Referendum"?

Riots.

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What do you get if you cross Bambi and a ghost?

Bamboo

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

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What do you call a midget fortune teller running from the police?

A small medium at large.

Why were the police at the day care?

Because some of the two-year-olds were resisting a rest.

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What's a boomerang called that's not coming back?

A Stick.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?

A stick.