Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?

Cause they all have phones!

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How do you know that William Wallace is normally distributed?

Cause he has infinite degrees of FREEEEEDOM!!!

Why is ketchup married to mustard?

Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.

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What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster?

A wake-up call!

How do like really laid-back types answer the phone?

Mellow.

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What could possibly make moviegoers forget about Will Smith's movie After Earth?

A Concussion.

What do you call Will Smith's crying daughter?

A weeping Willow.

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What type structural support do you make out of phone books?

A call-em

Why is there no phone books in China?

Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number.