Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?

Cause they all have phones!

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Why did the cowboy get a dachshund?

Cause he was told to get a long little doggy.

Why are horse-drawn carriages so unpopular?

Cause horses are rubbish at drawing

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What do you get if you cross a phone with a birthday celebration?

A party line!

How can you tell if a bee is on the phone?

You get a buzzy signal.

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What do all the Smiths in the telephone book have in common?

They all have telephones...

What is the difference between Will Smith and Scotland?

Independence Day

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Why are there so many Johnson in he phone book?

They all have phones.

What type structural support do you make out of phone books?

A call-em