Phone Book Jokes

What type structural support do you make out of phone books?

A call-em

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Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?

Cause they all have phones!

What do phone books and women have in common?

They both couldn't vote before 1920

Why are there so many Johnson in he phone book?

They all have phones.

Why is there no phone books in China?

Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number.