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Why is there no phone books in China?

Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number.

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Kool aids

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Why is it so difficult to call Chinese people?

There's so many wings it's easy to wing the wong number.

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Fly Curious.

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Why doesn't China have a phone directory?

Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.

Why is it never a good idea to use a Chinese phone book?

There are so many Wings and Wongs, you might wing a wong number.

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What did the Chinese guy tell the police when he was caught?

You got the Wong guy.

Why doesn't China have a phone directory?

Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.

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Why is there no phone books in China?

Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number.

Why are there so many Johnson in he phone book?

They all have phones.