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Why is it never a good idea to use a Chinese phone book?

There are so many Wings and Wongs, you might wing a wong number.

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Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?

Because he always uses a razor.

What hand do you wipe with?

Left or right Response: why not use toilet paper

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What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

What has six eyes, four wings and eight legs?

Two chickens and a goat.

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What do you call Chinese soup made by a Mexican?

Juan-ton soup

What do Chinese people call Chinese food?

Food.

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Why is it so difficult to call Chinese people?

There's so many wings it's easy to wing the wong number.

Why is it never a good idea to use a Chinese phone book?

There are so many Wings and Wongs, you might wing a wong number.

Wong Jokes More Wong Jokes

Why is there no phone books in China?

Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number.

What did the Asian couple name their black baby?

Sum sing wong

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What's w/the ice pack?

12: I have a headache. Me: Do you think it's a good idea to play video games if you have a headache 12: Yes.

Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator?

It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.