Why is there no phone books in china?

Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number.

Previous Random Joke Next
S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats more offensive than black face?

Orange face.

Whats the difference....?

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

Wing Jokes More Wing Jokes

What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

What do you call a fly without wings?

Paste unoriginal joke here)

China Jokes More China Jokes

What's the difference between a regular product and a fancy one?

The regular one says "Made in China". The fancy one says "Designed in the USA. Made in China."

What's your favorite city in China?

Taiwan

Wong Number Jokes More Wong Number Jokes

Why is it so difficult to call Chinese people?

There's so many wings it's easy to wing the wong number.

Why don't they have a Phone Directory in China?

Because there are so many "Wings" and "Wongs" they'd still wing the wong number.

Wong Jokes More Wong Jokes

Why wasn't the aeroplane invented in China?

Because two Wongs don't make a Wright.

Why can't Asian parents make a white baby?

Because two wongs don't make a white

Phone Book Jokes More Phone Book Jokes

Why is there no phone books in china?

Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number.

Why are there so many Johnson in he phone book?

They all have phones.