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Why is there no phone books in China?

Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number.

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Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Stpehen hawking after a house fire.

Whats the highest grade you can get in the trap?

B's

Wing Jokes More Wing Jokes

What do you call a fly without wings?

A walk.

What's the difference between a bluebird and a elephant?

They both have wings, except for the elephant.

China Jokes More China Jokes

What do you call a high security U.S. prison in China?

Wonton-amo Bay

What's the most popular Internet meme in China?

Ayy lMao

Wong Number Jokes More Wong Number Jokes

Why is it so difficult to call Chinese people?

There's so many wings it's easy to wing the wong number.

Why is it never a good idea to use a Chinese phone book?

There are so many Wings and Wongs, you might wing a wong number.

Wong Jokes More Wong Jokes

What did the Chinese guy tell the police when he was caught?

You got the Wong guy.

Why do they have so much trouble with the phone systems in China?

Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs that someone's always Winging the Wong number.

Phone Book Jokes More Phone Book Jokes

Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?

Cause they all have phones!

What do phone books and women have in common?

They both couldn't vote before 1920