Why is it never a good idea to use a Chinese phone book?

There are so many Wings and Wongs, you might wing a wong number.

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Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.

What's the difference between... A gold fish and a mountain goat?

One mucks about the mountain. What's the difference between a police batton and a magician's wand One is used for cunning stunts.

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What does a new pilot do?

Wing it.

Why is it so difficult to call Chinese people?

There's so many wings it's easy to wing the wong number.

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How Long can a Chinese name be?

Yoda

What did the Chinese billionaire say after buying the deer with no eyes?

I have no Idea.

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Why is it so difficult to call Chinese people?

There's so many wings it's easy to wing the wong number.

Why is it never a good idea to use a Chinese phone book?

There are so many Wings and Wongs, you might wing a wong number.

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Why doesn't China have a phone directory?

Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.

Why do redditors hate Ellen Pao as CEO?

It was the Wong choice

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Why is it a good idea to put your money in the freezer, instead of the bank?

So you always have access to cold hard cash...

What do you call a deer that has really good eyesight?

Good idea. Hint: Good eye-deeeeah