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What has two wings and an arrow?

A Chinese telephone

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Wing Jokes More Wing Jokes

Why did the blonde jump off the cliff?

She thought her maxi pad had wings

Why doesn't China have a phone directory?

Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What's Chinese and climbs the Empire State Building?

Ping Pong

What font does a beef noodle stall use?

Times Niurou Mian (Niurou Mian = beef noodles in Chinese)

Arrow Jokes More Arrow Jokes

What do you call an outdated joke that, while sharp, has little potential for laughs?

I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee

What has two wings and an arrow?

A Chinese telephone

Chinese Telephone Jokes More Chinese Telephone Jokes

What has two wings and an arrow?

A Chinese telephone

What has TWO wings, and ONE arrow?

A Chinese telephone. Wing wing. Arrow?