What has two wings and an arrow?

A Chinese telephone

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Wing Jokes More Wing Jokes

What does a new pilot do?

Wing it.

Why is there no phone books in china?

Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number.

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What do you call the definitive book on Chinese culture?

The Hanbook

Why did a chinese man ride a bike to the brothel?

To get laid.

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What's the difference between Ann Coulter and shooting arrows at lovers?

Shooting arrows at lovers is a Cupid stunt.

What do you call a field used to grow bows and arrows?

An archerd.

Chinese Telephone Jokes More Chinese Telephone Jokes

What has two wings and an arrow?

A Chinese telephone

What has TWO wings, and ONE arrow?

A Chinese telephone. Wing wing. Arrow?