Halo Jokes

Why didn't Bungie stick with Halo?

Because it wasn't their Destiny.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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What did one angel say to the other?

Halo.

How do angels greet each other?

They say Halo.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Where did Christ get his ripped abs?

Cross fit

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a robot?

Steel wool

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What type of phones do fish use?

Shellular*, of course...

What do you call someone who talks on their phone during dinner?

Cellfcentered

Superbowl Jokes More Superbowl Jokes

What did Waldo say at the Superbowl?

I'm just here so I won't get find.

What does a Bears fan do when his team wins the Superbowl?

He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed.

Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

So he could shoot his mouth off.

What's the difference between a crocodile and a toothbrush?

You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What do you get if you cross teeth with candy?

Dental floss!

What has over a hundred teeth and keeps back Godzilla?

My zipper!

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What's the difference between falling 2 ft and 200 ft?

200 ft: Aaaaaaaaa, bump 2 ft: Bump, aaaaaaaaa (Yes, it's an old, really old joke. Surprisingly haven't seen it here, yet.)

What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.

Stoner Jokes More Stoner Jokes

How did the stoner propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage, you wanna?

What do stoners ride to school?

The cannibus

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

Why was Game of Thrones banned from twitter?

Because twitter has an 140 character limit.

What does Shrek say when he wins a game of chess?

Shrekmate.