Halo Jokes

What has two wings and a halo?

A Chinese phone. Wing wing, hallo?

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Why didn't Bungie stick with Halo?

Because it wasn't their Destiny.

What did one angel say to the other?

Halo.

How do angels greet each other?

They say Halo.

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Why can't chinese people have phone directories?

There are too many wongs and wings and someone could wing the wong number.

What does a new pilot do?

Wing it.

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What happens if you game so much you forget to brush your teeth?

You get Halo-tosis.

What do you call the object Attila the Hun uses to brush his leg hair?

A Hun knee comb.

Destiny Jokes More Destiny Jokes

Why didn't Bungie stick with Halo?

Because it wasn't their Destiny.

What do you get when American pioneers develop a video game?

They manifest Destiny

Stoner Jokes More Stoner Jokes

How do you get a stoner to comprehend what you're saying?

Put it bluntly.

Why do stoners carry lighters everywhere?

Because they don't have legs to walk, man.

Beyonce Jokes More Beyonce Jokes

Why does Beyonce sing, "To the left, to the left!"?

Because black women have no rights.

What if you go missing?

How do you expect us to find you if you look like beyonce on Facebook.

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What do you get if you cross teeth with candy?

Dental floss!

What do you have when you get 32 rednecks in a line?

A full set of teeth

Angel Jokes More Angel Jokes

What do you call a woman in heaven?

An Angel A crowd of women in heaven - A host of Angels And all women in heaven - PEACE ON EARTH!

Why did the angel lose her job?

She had harp failure.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What's a Cholo's favorite Chinese food dish?

Chicken chow meng.

What do chinese people do when they have an erection?

They vote