Halo Jokes

What has two wings and a halo?

A Chinese phone. Wing wing, hallo?

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Why didn't Bungie stick with Halo?

Because it wasn't their Destiny.

What did one angel say to the other?

Halo.

How do angels greet each other?

They say Halo.

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What's the best thing to put into a pizza?

Your teeth.

What's got a pair of balls and 100 teeth?

A crocodile Q: what's got a 100 balls and a pair of teeth? A: A singing choir of army veterans

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

Why did Luke Skywalker bluff in a game of poker?

He heard Obi-Wan in his head saying Out, I shall let myself.

What two games does Carl Sagan play at the bar?

Billiards and Billiards

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What did the muslim telemarketer say when he picked up the phone?

Halal?

What do you call a doctor who is always on a phone?

An oncologist

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

How much did the pie cost?

Answer in comments

Why did the Skeleton cross the road?

Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.

Greet Jokes More Greet Jokes

How do you greet the cold horse across the fence?

Howdy Neigh - Brr Made up by my 4 year old son.

How does a neckbeard greet a tree?

Good day, m'hogany'

Destiny Jokes More Destiny Jokes

What do you get when American pioneers develop a video game?

They manifest Destiny

Why didn't Bungie stick with Halo?

Because it wasn't their Destiny.

Inspire Jokes More Inspire Jokes

What medication that can make people inspire you?

Aspirin sorry guys

What bird is most likely to inspire a revolution?

A pigeon... "Coup, coup"

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

Why was Biggie hungry at school?

He forgot Tupac his lunch!