Halo Jokes

Why didn't Bungie stick with Halo?

Because it wasn't their Destiny.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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What did one angel say to the other?

Halo.

How do angels greet each other?

They say Halo.

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Greet Jokes More Greet Jokes

How do you greet the cold horse across the fence?

Howdy Neigh - Brr Made up by my 4 year old son.

How do you greet a German baker?

Gluten Tag

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What two letters do you say when you answer the phone?

LO

How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb?

The answer may shock you.

Half Time Jokes More Half Time Jokes

How does Beyonce answer the phone?

HALO HALO HALO!* - inspired from the Superbowl XLV11 Half-Time show

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What kind of mane does a Chinese lion have?

Lo mein.

What's a Chinese chicken's favorite vegetable?

Buock choi

Stoner Jokes More Stoner Jokes

How do you propose to a stoner?

Marriage, you wanna

What do stoners ride to school?

The cannibus

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common?

Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.

What's the best thing about having a girlfriend who is addicted to Starbucks?

You'll never forget her name.

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What's the difference between a crocodile and a toothbrush?

You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.

What did the judge ask when he went to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth

Wing Wing Jokes More Wing Wing Jokes