Halo Jokes

What has two wings and a halo?

A Chinese phone. Wing wing, hallo?

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Why didn't Bungie stick with Halo?

Because it wasn't their Destiny.

What did one angel say to the other?

Halo.

How do angels greet each other?

They say Halo.

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What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

What's the difference between a crocodile and a toothbrush?

You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

When you ask her "Have you ever read Shakespeare?

And she answers "No, who wrote it ".... Keep moving.

Why should the Pope play NBA basketball?

Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens to donkeys in the winter?

They change into brrrrrro's.

What happened when the communists took over the airport?

The planes kept Stalin.

Stoner Jokes More Stoner Jokes

What did the middle eastern man say to his marijuana enthusiast wife?

Stoner!

What do you get when you cross a stoner with a halo nerd?

Masterchief

Beyonce Jokes More Beyonce Jokes

What do you call a heavy punch from Beyonce?

A Sasha Fierce!

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before they were married?

Fiancee

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What do you call 2 black people on a bunk bed?

An Oreo

What do you get when you cross 2 ducks and a match?

Fire Quackers

Wing Wing Jokes More Wing Wing Jokes

What has two wings and a halo?

A Chinese phone. Wing wing, hallo?

What has TWO wings, and ONE arrow?

A Chinese telephone. Wing wing. Arrow?

Greet Jokes More Greet Jokes

How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?

A Merry Christmas to ewe

How do you greet the cold horse across the fence?

Howdy Neigh - Brr Made up by my 4 year old son.