What has two wings and a halo?

A Chinese phone. Wing wing, hallo?

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Why doesn't China have a phone directory?

Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.

What bird has wings but cannot fly?

Roast turkey!

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What's the best part of Chinese food?

The 4/10 cookie

What do you call a Chinese man with one foot?

Taiwon Shou.

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What has two wings and a halo?

A Chinese phone. Wing wing, hallo?

Why didn't Bungie stick with Halo?

Because it wasn't their Destiny.

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What has TWO wings, and ONE arrow?

A Chinese telephone. Wing wing. Arrow?

What has two wings and a halo?

A Chinese phone. Wing wing, hallo?