What has two wings and a halo?

A Chinese phone. Wing wing, hallo?

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What's the difference between a bird, and a bird with only one wing?

It's a matter of a pinion(http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pinion).

What Do You Call A Dog With Wings?

Linda McCartney

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What do Chinese people call Chinese food?

Food.

Why are there no casinos in China?

Because the Chinese don't like Tibet...

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What has two wings and a halo?

A Chinese phone. Wing wing, hallo?

How do angels greet each other?

They say Halo.

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What has two wings and a halo?

A Chinese phone. Wing wing, hallo?

What has TWO wings, and ONE arrow?

A Chinese telephone. Wing wing. Arrow?