What did one angel say to the other?

Halo.

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Why didn't Bungie stick with Halo?

Because it wasn't their Destiny.

How do angels greet each other?

They say Halo.

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How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

What happened when the two angels got married?

They lived harpily ever after!