What did one angel say to the other?

Halo.

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Why didn't Bungie stick with Halo?

Because it wasn't their Destiny.

What did one angel say to the other?

Halo.

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How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.