How much less could you care?

Coworker: I don't get it. Me: I noticed.

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Care Jokes More Care Jokes

What's the difference between the grocery store and a math book?

In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care.

Why is Bernie Sanders challenging his 49 vs 50% loss in Iowa?

I thought he didn't care about the 1%

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What did the fireman say when he noticed his hammer was on fire?

This is not a drill.

What phone etiquette?

You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.