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How much less could you care?

Coworker: I don't get it. Me: I noticed.

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Care Jokes More Care Jokes

Why shouldn't you tell a pirate your secrets?

They ain't private ears. (I don't care if a six year old came to this first thirty years ago, it just came to me.)

Which is worse, insouciance or ignorance?

I don't know and I don't care.

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What did the fireman say when he noticed his hammer was on fire?

This is not a drill.

What did Sean Connery say when he noticed that there wasn't any electricity in the Pennsylvania countryside?

Shomething'sh Amish...