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How do Canadians take care of their skin?

Maybe it's maple leaf.

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What's worse: ignorance or indifference?

Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.

Why is Bernie Sanders challenging his 49 vs 50% loss in Iowa?

I thought he didn't care about the 1%

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

How do you know if someone is half texan and half Canadian?

It rhymes when they say. "Keep at eye out for a coyote."

What do you call a weapon used by a Canadian ninja?

Canuck-chucks.

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What does it mean if holy water sizzles when it hits your skin?

I'm just asking for a friend)

What's the disease that slowly turns your skin black?

Rap Music

Maple Leaf Jokes More Maple Leaf Jokes

How do Canadians take care of their skin?

Maybe it's maple leaf.

What does it mean when a groundhog sees a maple leaf on feb. 02?

Six more weeks of bad hockey!