What does Charles Darwin use to moisturise his skin?

Evo-lotion.

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What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!

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Why does Hannibal Lecter skin his colleagues?

He enjoys the taste of Doctors Without Borders.

Why did the nurse keep the bedpan in the refrigerator?

Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.

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What did Charles Darwin name his book about food?

On the Origin of Feces*

How did Charles Darwin die?

Natural causes.