What does Charles Darwin use to moisturise his skin?

Evo-lotion.

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Why don't atheists use exponents?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

How do you split Rome in half?

You use a pair of caesars.

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What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes?

A leperd

What do you call it when you can't see your skin?

Pore resolution

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What were Charles Darwin's favorite fruits?

Oranges and peaches.

How did Charles Darwin die?

Natural causes.