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What does Charles Darwin use to moisturise his skin?

Evo-lotion.

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What do pessimists use... Q: What do pessimists use to wash their clothes?

Deterrent.

What do you call a field used to grow bows and arrows?

An archerd.

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Why are Skeleton's so calm?

Because nothing gets under their skin.

What's the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector?

A taxidermist takes only your skin. Mark Twain

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How did Charles Darwin die?

Natural causes.

What does Charles Darwin use to moisturise his skin?

Evo-lotion.