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Why could the witch never get the enchantments right?

She forgot to use Spell Check.

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What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes?

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So they can get a better grip of the broom.

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What does a witch use to see if her spells are going to work?

Spell check!

Why could the witch never get the enchantments right?

She forgot to use Spell Check.