Why could the witch never get the enchantments right?

She forgot to use Spell Check.

Previous Random Joke Next

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What kind of drugs do ducks use?

Quack.

Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What do you call two witches who share a room?

Broom-mates.

What do you call a witch that goes to the beach?

Sandwich(sandwitch) -my nephew

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

How many years before we forget if 9/11 was in '00 or '01?

15 or 16

What is the most effective way to remember your wifes birthday?

Forget it once.

Spell Check Jokes More Spell Check Jokes

Why could the witch never get the enchantments right?

She forgot to use Spell Check.

What does a witch use to see if her spells are going to work?

Spell check!