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Why isn't the guy who wrote "Danger Zone" and the Saved by the Bell theme very active on social media?

He forgot his Loggins

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Who do you save?

America. Keep right on going and don't stop.

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

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What do you call a nice guy with hemorrhoids?

A stand up guy

What begins with an "s", ends with a "x" and leaves a guy blown away?

Semtex.

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What's the difference between a church bell &amp a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

What’s brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung!

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What could possibly make moviegoers forget about Will Smith's movie After Earth?

A Concussion.

Who, me?

Oh, just living the dream. You know, that one where you forget to wear clothes to work.

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What is reddit?

A-social media

Why don't they have phone books in China?

Because everyone uses the Internet to look up phone numbers or people don't have landlines anymore and cell phone numbers aren't listed in the phone book. Also people use social media to communicate and connect with people.

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How do you stop hearing jokes written for 12 year olds?

Unsubscribe from r/jokes!

Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

It's pointless just like this post