He forgot his Loggins
The United States of America
It saves so much time.
Double jointed.
A four term US senator.
Because there horns don't work
A church bell peals from the steeple.
In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.
Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it.
Memementos
Because everyone uses the Internet to look up phone numbers or people don't have landlines anymore and cell phone numbers aren't listed in the phone book. Also people use social media to communicate and connect with people.
A ransom note.
Best vicious of the season
