Why isn't the guy who wrote "Danger Zone" and the Saved by the Bell theme very active on social media?

He forgot his Loggins

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Why do gangsters save so much money on clothes?

Cause all their pants are half-off

Which Jedi can save PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

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What did the woman say to the guy in Naval intelligence?

You really have a smart uniform.

Whats the difference between a guy who has a new Mercedes and a guy who has an old Mercedes?

The guy who has a new Mercedes is rich. The guy who has an old Mercedes has been rich for a longer time.

Bell Jokes More Bell Jokes

What did one bell say to the other?

Be my valenchime!

How do you make a trombone sound like a French horn?

Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.

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What do dads never forget to include in their "dad" jokes?

PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.

Knock! Knock! Who's there! Beets! Beets who?

Beets me but I just forgot the joke!

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What is reddit?

A-social media

Why isn't the guy who wrote "Danger Zone" and the Saved by the Bell theme very active on social media?

He forgot his Loggins

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If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program

The rest of them will write Perl

Why Cant Coffee Shops Spell Correctly?

When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.