Why isn't the guy who wrote "Danger Zone" and the Saved by the Bell theme very active on social media?

He forgot his Loggins

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Who was saved?

The Russian people

What's the only thing that could have saved George Michael?

A whambulance

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How does a guy prove he's tough?

He jogs home after his vasectomy.. Fairly old, vasectomies may not be so bad any longer.

What's meaner than a pitbull with herpes?

The guy who gave it to the pitbull.

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Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?

Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.

Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here

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What is the name of your car?

Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

What did one alcoholic say to the other alcoholic?

I forget

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How do you call the social media that your grandmother uses?

Instagran

What's a social media for married people?

Weddit

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Why should you wear a condom when writing C++ code?

It's full of std vectors.

What did the IRS agent say to the financially backward store owner?

Ehh it's easier If I just write it off as tax evasion