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Why isn't the guy who wrote "Danger Zone" and the Saved by the Bell theme very active on social media?

He forgot his Loggins

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What's the difference between Superman and Super Delegate?

The first one saves people from criminals, while the latter saves criminals from the people.

Why did the hillbillies save some doe?

Because they knew it would give them a buck in good time.

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How did the guy from Kentucky find his sister in the woods?

Pretty good!

Why are you guys all sitting on the same side of the table?

DaVinci

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Why does a cow need a bell?

Because its horn doesn't work.

Why isn't the guy who wrote "Danger Zone" and the Saved by the Bell theme very active on social media?

He forgot his Loggins

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What's the most awkward aspect of bar-tending at an internet cafe?

You have to deal with people who forget to close their tabs.

Why can't rappers take holidays?

They always forget Tupac.

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Why isn't the guy who wrote "Danger Zone" and the Saved by the Bell theme very active on social media?

He forgot his Loggins

What do you call mints you can spread through social media?

Memementos

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When you ask her "Have you ever read Shakespeare?

And she answers "No, who wrote it ".... Keep moving.

How does a SQL expert get a date?

GetDate() (I really hope this doesn't do well, so cheap, so stupid, just had to write it when I thought of it)