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Who writes hit musicals on the Internet?

Andrew Lloyd Webber.

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What do you do when you hear a woman got hit by a car?

Wonder how the hell a car got into the kitchen

What are the loud, metal things that the Japanese hit?

American ships.

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Why did the knight stop using the internet?

Because he was sick of chainmail.

Who is the oldest singer on the Internet?

Click Jagger.

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How many monkeys does it take to write a Shakespeare novel by accident?

As many as it takes submitters to write an original joke. (by accident)

Why should you wear a condom when writing C++ code?

It's full of std vectors.

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Who writes hit musicals on the Internet?

Andrew Lloyd Webber.

What's the most musical part of a fish?

Its scales.