Why was the rooster happy after his trip to Vegas?

He got clucky.

Previous Random Joke Next

Rooster Jokes More Rooster Jokes

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

An alarm cluck!

Why was the rooster happy after his trip to Vegas?

He got clucky.

Vegas Jokes More Vegas Jokes

Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!

Why have no melons ever gotten married in Vegas?

Because they can't elope!

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

Why did the turkey get ejected from the soccer game?

He had tripped a fan.

What do you call the day before a trip to an otolaryngologist?

New Ears Eve