Why was the rooster happy after his trip to Vegas?

He got clucky.

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Rooster Jokes More Rooster Jokes

What's the difference between a rooster and a lawyer?

The rooster's primal urge is to cluck defiance.

Why don't roosters wear underwear?

Their peckers are on their heads.

Vegas Jokes More Vegas Jokes

What's the hottest hotel in Vegas?

The Cosmopolitan

Why didn't the melons get married in Vegas?

Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

Who discovered Victoria Falls?

Whoever tripped her.

What happens when Niagara trips?

Niagara Falls