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Why was the rooster happy after his trip to Vegas?

He got clucky.

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What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster?

Cook-a-doodle-do!

What's the difference between a lawyer and an angry rooster?

The rooster clucks defiance.

Vegas Jokes More Vegas Jokes

Why was the rooster happy after his trip to Vegas?

He got clucky.

Why didn't the melons get married in Vegas?

Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium?

He tripped a fan

What happened to the hippy chemistry teacher when he spilled his chemicals?

He tripped on acid