Why was the rooster happy after his trip to Vegas?

He got clucky.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

A)..... The rooster clucks defiance.

Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg?

The Rooster

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Why have no melons ever gotten married in Vegas?

Because they can't elope!

Why was the rooster happy after his trip to Vegas?

He got clucky.

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What happens when you take acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids

Who did the ghost-boy write to during his trip to ghost-summercamp?

There is no afterlife.