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Why have no melons ever gotten married in Vegas?

Because they can't elope!

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Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!

Why didn't the melons get married in Vegas?

Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.

What's the hottest hotel in Vegas?

The Cosmopolitan

Why was the rooster happy after his trip to Vegas?

He got clucky.

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