Vegas Jokes

Why have no melons ever gotten married in Vegas?

Because they can't elope!

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Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!

Why didn't the melons get married in Vegas?

Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.

What's the hottest hotel in Vegas?

The Cosmopolitan

Why was the rooster happy after his trip to Vegas?

He got clucky.

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Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

Which fruit can never get married?

Melons, because they can'telope.

What did the melon say to his daughter after she tried to get married?

You cant-elope!

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, insomniac and a dyslexic?

Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.

Why do dogs turn around three times before lying down?

One good turn deserves another.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

Why are u home so early?

Hubby: "My boss said go to hell!"

What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

Honeydew Jokes More Honeydew Jokes

What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.

Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

Why do we have oceans?

Because based god and acid god had a baby.

Why did the ocean take a bath?

It had a sandy bottom.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What do cubs fans do after they win the World Series?

They turn off their Xbox.

What did the monkey say when he was on a winning streak?

I've banana roll lately.

Fiancee Jokes More Fiancee Jokes

Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!

What did the network engineer give to his fiancee?

A token ring.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you call a girl on the grill?

Patty

What do you call a steak that is a girl?

Miss.Steak