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What do you call a thousand lawyers, chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A start.

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What word starts with F and ends with UCK?

Firetruck

Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison?

He ran out of little boys

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What do you call a money lender who lives in the ocean?

A loan shark!

What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo

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What do you call 10 lawyers chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

What do the Lannisters and Alice in Chains have in common?

They pay their debts on time.

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How is Michael Jackson like the thousands of people outside Times Square on New Year's?

Once the balls drop, They're no longer interested!

What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.