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What do you call a thousand lawyers, chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A start.

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How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

When is a --- not a ---?

Joke I'll start you off: When is a door not a door &gt

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What did the Ocean say to the Beach?

Nothing, it just waved... Prolly my favorite joke of all time, maybe ever.

What doesn't get any wetter no matter how much it rains?

The ocean

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What do you call 10 lawyers chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

What is the difference between a banjo and a chain saw?

A chain saw has a dynamic range.

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What do the Post Office and a shoe store have in common?

Thousands of brown loafers

What does Miley Cyrus have for Christmas Dinner?

Twerky! I thought of that yesterday, apologies if you've heard it a thousand times already.