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What did the yoga teacher say to her land lord when he tried to evict her?

Nah Imma stay

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Why did the boy peek down the toilet bowl?

He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.

Why is the homeless /r/anime mod still homeless?

Every time someone tries to give him Shelter, he rejects it.

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How are Oscar the Grouch and the Olympic Diving Pools in Rio de Janeiro similar?

They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.

What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain?

Stegosaur-rust!

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What did the yoga teacher say when someone asked if she wanted to leave the party early?

Namaste

What did the yoga teacher say to her land lord when he tried to evict her?

Nah Imma stay

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What does a monk say when you evict him?

Namaste

What did the yoga teacher say to her land lord when he tried to evict her?

Nah Imma stay