What did the yoga teacher say to her land lord when he tried to evict her?

Nah Imma stay

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What did Richard Nixon say after he tried to make dinner at the White House for the first time?

I am not a cook

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What did the yoga teacher say to her land lord when he tried to evict her?

Nah Imma stay

What did the yoga teacher say when someone asked if she wanted to leave the party early?

Namaste

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What did the yoga teacher say to her land lord when he tried to evict her?

Nah Imma stay

What does a monk say when you evict him?

Namaste