What did the yoga teacher say to her land lord when he tried to evict her?

Nah Imma stay

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What happened did someone try to break into your house?

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What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

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What did the yoga teacher say when someone asked if she wanted to leave the party early?

Namaste

What did the yoga teacher say to her land lord when he tried to evict her?

Nah Imma stay

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What did the yoga teacher say to her land lord when he tried to evict her?

Nah Imma stay

What does a monk say when you evict him?

Namaste