What did the yoga teacher say to her land lord when he tried to evict her?

Nah Imma stay

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How did Helen Keller break her arm?

She broke it trying to read the road signs.

Why can't you try someone for grave digging?

Because it was found on the ground.

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What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort?

A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

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What did the yoga teacher say when someone asked if she wanted to leave the party early?

Namaste

What did the yoga teacher say to her land lord when he tried to evict her?

Nah Imma stay

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What does a monk say when you evict him?

Namaste

What did the yoga teacher say to her land lord when he tried to evict her?

Nah Imma stay