What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?

Any kind, buildings can't jump.

What did the dog say after it slid across some sandpaper?

Ruff.

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree?

A porcupine

What do you get when you cross a dairy farmer with someone who moulds and fires clay?

A dairy potter.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What are you guys yelling about?

Them: YOU'RE DRIVING

What does a guy call his diabetic girlfriend?

Sweet Pee

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"

What do you call a dyslexic insomniac philosopher?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

Philosopher Jokes More Philosopher Jokes

Why Do Philosophers Have Such Good Teeth?

Because they philos all the time!

How many philosophers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It depends on the definition of lightbulb.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What did the house turn into on the night of the full moon?

A Warehouse.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.

Infinite Jest Jokes More Infinite Jest Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

Insomniac Jokes More Insomniac Jokes

What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog

What made the insomniac so boring?

He just wasn't into resting.

Dyslexic Jokes More Dyslexic Jokes

What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog

What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.