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What do you call a dyslexic insomniac philosopher?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

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How much of Canada has a person from Iqaluit seen?

Nunavut.

What do you call a person who teaches about Drones?

Dronacharya

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How does a blonde call for her dog?

She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts "Max!".

How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.

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How are you able to stay in bed all morning without getting up to pee?

He replied......It's hard

Whats Irish and stays out all night?

Patty O'Furniture

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What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and your TV is floating?

Man, wall mounts are awesome.

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What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.

What do you get when you're agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

You stay up all night wondering if there's a dog.