What do you call a dyslexic insomniac philosopher?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

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What do you call a person that constantly hunts for karma?

A predditor. EDIT:

What do you get when......you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What do you call a dog who digs up dinosaur bones?

A Barkaeologist.

What is the best kind of dog to direct traffic at a busy intersection?

A pointer!

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Why do older polygons make sure their sides all stay an equal length?

It keeps you regular.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

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What does an agnostic... dyslexic insomniac do at night?

He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog.

What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

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Why does Wonder Woman fly?

Because she can't drive for sh*t.

When you see geese flying to warmer a climate ever wonder why one side of the V is longer?

It's because that side has more geese.