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What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog who digs up ancient artifacts?

A Barkeologist.

What kind of dog suffers most from being inbred?

A hot dog

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What time does Sean Connery show up to wimbledon?

Tennish

Which area of Zelda: Ocarina of time uses the most resources?

The long long farm.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

Why did Bruce Jenner go back to college?

So he could spend a semester a broad.

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Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call a one night stand with a robot?

Nut and bolt

What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one?

CuNO3!

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What do you get when......you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

What did Bill Gate's wife say to him on their wedding night?

No wonder you called the company Microsoft