What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

What car do dogs drive?

A Doge charger

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What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one.

What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?

Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!

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What does a dyslexic,agnostic and insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog

How do terrorist surfers spend free time at Guantanamo Bay?

WATERBOARDING!!!

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What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really?

Said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground!"

What did one socket say to the other?

Stay grounded.

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What is someone who takes drugs?

What is someone who drinks What hit you in the face last night

What do Jesus and your mom have in common?

They both got nailed all night.

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What do you get when you're agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

You stay up all night wondering if there's a dog.

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.