What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog with no legs and balls of steal?

Sparkie.

What dog can jump higher than a building?

Anydog, buildings can't jump!

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What are your best "If I had for every time..." jokes?

Two of my favorites are:

How do you fit 50 elephants into a subway station?

You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

Why did Bruce Jenner go back to college?

So he could spend a semester a broad.

What happened to that?

Husband: You spent it all dear.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer

Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

How can you go without sleep for seven days and not be tired?

Sleep at night

What do you call it when the women in the back of a Mexican brothel talk after working all night?

Whorechata. Probably my best original, lemme know what you think.

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What do you get when......you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you call a insomniac dyslexic agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!