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What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What did Helen Keller call her dog?

Ltsmashes keyboard&gt

What do a teenage boy and a dog have in common?

They both want to bury their bone.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How do you get to a position of power in a science lab?

Work over time

Why didn't Jesus ever play in the NHL?

Because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

What birds spend all their time on their knees?

Birds of prey!

Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet?

They never want to log off.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.

What is Matthew McConaughey' least favorite part of interstellar?

The girls get older, but he stays the same age" -first attempt at a original joke (apologies if its a repost that I'm unaware of)

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

What do SQL programmers do at night?

Count star.

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.