What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How does a Korean walk a dog?

With a little bit of oil.

Where'd you get the pig"?

Woman: "How DARE you call my dog that!" Man: "I was talking to the dog!"

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What did the two lesbian vampires say to each other?

Same time next month?

What do you call a guy who screams, "I love you, mom!" every time he climaxes?

Me.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

What does a successful CS:GO bettor spend the money on?

Vacation.

What are we going to spend 10 million dollars on?

Asks his wife. "31 black"

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

How did you manage to stay single for so long?

Single Handedly

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head?

A tiger moth!

Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What game are you watching?

I wonder what she thought I was doing with my hands.

What do you do when you get to the top of the world's tallest mountain?

Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....