What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why did the dog keep dropping his ball?

He had barkinsons disease.

Why did the dog die?

It had Barkinsons

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

When is the only time a Muslim bets?

When there is a prophet involved.

Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?

He wrote sheet music.

Why do some writers have a hard time graphing equations?

Because they spend too much time with the x-position

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

Where do werewolves stay when they're on vacation?

At the Howliday Inn!

What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night?

He used a skeleton key.

How do you get your pigs to sleep at night?

No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens. You must have a very large chicken house.

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

Whats best joke aboot canada?

I'm canadian and i was just wondering

What do you get when you're agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

You stay up all night wondering if there's a dog.