What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What is the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 5 drinks

What do you get if you cross a dog with a sniper rifle and a car?

A!

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What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"

How do you get 20 Canadians out of a pool?

Okay folks, time to get out of the pool!

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

How much did the pirate spend on his earings?

A buck an ear.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

Why will you never see a stag on the internet?

They like to stay anony-moose

What do you call a stay-at-home parent?

Unemployed.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

How did the astronaut land on the sun?

He went at night.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do?

He stays awake all night wondering if there is a dog.

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

Why is Hodor's real name Wylis?

Because everyone wonders what he's talkin' bout.

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.