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What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What says "Mark! Mark! Mark! Mark! Mark!"?

A dog with a hair lip

What do you call a group of dogs?

A PAW-se

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you call it when you smoke weed and work out at the same time?

Getting all high and mighty

How do you fit 50 elephants into a subway station?

You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

Why won't a black man go see a 3d movie?

He'd rather spend his money on a forty

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"

What are your best racist jokes?

I find racist jokes to be the funniest! Share your best racist jokes here, but please stay respectful

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What's big, white and goes down on you in the middle of the night?

An Airbus A320.

How was the party last night?

17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

Why couldn't Stevie Wonder drive the bus?

There's no steering wheel in the back of the bus.

What do Japanese emperors and rappers have in common?

They're both wondering where their ninjas are at.