What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What kind of potato chips do dogs like best?

RUFFles

Where'd you get the pig"?

Woman: "How DARE you call my dog that!" Man: "I was talking to the dog!"

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What did Noah do while spending time on the ark?

Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms!

What's the best response when someone wastes your time?

Answers below please.

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Why are burglars such good tennis players?

Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts!

What does a dyslexic,agnostic and insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog

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What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

How are you able to stay in bed all morning without getting up to pee?

He replied......It's hard

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Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!

What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

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What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.