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What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why dont blind people go skydiving?

It scares the hell out of the dog.

Why does a dog on a U-boat have a deep bark?

Because he's a sub woofer.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What is true and false at the same time?

This

Which candy is never on time?

Choco-late.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

Why won't a black man go see a 3d movie?

He'd rather spend his money on a forty

What's the difference between a golf ball and a G spot?

A man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What goes around the world yet stays in the corner?

Stamp

Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does a carpenter do after one night stand?

A matching one for the other side of the bed.

Why was the wife worried that her husband was a light drinker?

Every night, he'd go out and drink until it was light.

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff?

Amazon.

What do you get...... when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and and agnostic?

Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")