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What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What dogs are best for sending telegrams?

Wire haired terriers!!

What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

A retail store.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you call a Sasquatch that is never on time?

Not Yeti

Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time?

Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

What do Whitney Houston and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both spent a fortune making their noses more white.

What costs you more the less you spend on it?

A divorce lawyer.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What's the difference between a tea bag and England?

A tea bag stays longer in a cup.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call two ninjas named Charlie, stranded outside on a cold night?

Numchucks.

Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What do Japanese emperors and rappers have in common?

They're both wondering where their ninjas are at.

What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog