What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

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How did the dog make anti-freeze?

He stole her blanket.

What do all dogs get with their phones?

Collar ID

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What do you get... Q. What do you get if you cross a large dinosaur with a frog?

A. A diplo-croak-us.

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

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What did the guy who liked mustard say when he opened his fridge and saw no mustard?

You mustard be joking!

What happens when a guy from Finland dies?

He is finnished. Ha ha ha. God I am so depressed.

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Why does Bernie Sanders hate icebergs?

Because only the top 1% can stay above water.

What did the hat say to the other hat?

You stay here. I'll go on a head.

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Why does the philosopher have an automatic car..?

Because he Kant drive Immanuel.

Why are we here?

Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

Where do Dutch sheep go at night?

TO SHLEEP!

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When you see geese flying to warmer a climate ever wonder why one side of the V is longer?

It's because that side has more geese.

What do you do when you get to the top of the world's tallest mountain?

Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....

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What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

Insomniac Jokes More Insomniac Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

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What do you get...... when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and and agnostic?

Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")

What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.