What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What Does A Chinese Man Need When Taking his Dog Out?

Oven mitts.

What Do You Call A Dog With Wings?

Linda McCartney

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What type of gun do time travelers use?

A Clock-18

Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

What spends a good 3 hours a day in my hand?

Hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D... wait what were YOU THINKING!!!

What's Lisbeth's twin sister's name who enjoys spending time on the internet?

Elizabeth.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

How did the other stay on?

He was a little more on...

What do you call a stay at home dad?

Unemployed.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why should you not let your kids go to Korean Discos?

Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog

What do you get when......you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.