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What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why did the cat befriend the dog?

Because the dog let the cat out of the bag!!

Why did the dog jump into the sea?

He wanted to chase the catfish!

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you call someone who spends the whole time on their phone whenever you hang out?

A phoney friend!

How many times does a woman laugh after you tell her a joke?

Three. When you tell it to her, then when you explain it to her, and then when she gets it.

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What spends a good 3 hours a day in my hand?

Hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D... wait what were YOU THINKING!!!

What do you call someone who spends 24 hours a day on the Internet?

Anything you like they're not listening to you anyway.

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What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What are your best racist jokes?

I find racist jokes to be the funniest! Share your best racist jokes here, but please stay respectful

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog

Why doesn't anyone in insert nations capital use the toilet in the morning?

So they have something to do at night.

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What makes Stevie Wonder?

What everything looks like.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do with most of his time?

Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.