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Where'd you get the pig"?

Woman: "How DARE you call my dog that!" Man: "I was talking to the dog!"

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Where do dogs go when they lose their tail?

The retail store.

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

A guard dog!

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why did the clam get in an accident?

He was talking on his shellphone.

What is headache?

5 minutes talk to wife.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why women fail at saving money?

Have you ever seen a money-box (piggy bank) with a hole at the bottom...

How can you get hundreds of women wet all at once?

Go to a john mayer concert!

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why are we at the vet?

Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch

What do you call a pig that knows karate?

A pork chop!