Where'd you get the pig"?

Woman: "How DARE you call my dog that!" Man: "I was talking to the dog!"

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog with no legs and metal balls?

Sparky.

What do you call a dog that goes to the beach?

Ballroom blitz

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What did the cold pipe say to the to hot pipe?

Nothing,pipes can't talk. Thank you

What will men do for pleasure at that time?

God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why don't women propose to men?

Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.

What do women call men who are shorter than 5'7"?

Friends

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

When is a pig not quite a pig?

When it's oink-ognito.

What do you call a pig behind a car wheel?

A ham brake!