Woman: "How DARE you call my dog that!" Man: "I was talking to the dog!"
Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.
20 after 1.
They both have intelligent eyes, but neither can talk properly.
Incommunicado
They both blow and make different noises when you finger them.
You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.
He's making bankon.
A pork chop!
