Where'd you get the pig"?

Woman: "How DARE you call my dog that!" Man: "I was talking to the dog!"

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog that can't hear?

Doesn't matter much, does it

What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?

A labracadabrador

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How many engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to screw in the bulb and another to talk about how complicated it was.

How do you get your wife to listen to every word without interrupting?

Talk in your sleep.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How many women have you slept with My wife asked me, "How many women have you slept with?

I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

Why Do Women Love Jesus?

He was well hung and super into cross fitting!

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you call a pig sitting on a hog?

Usually they prefer to be called "officer"

Why should you never take a pig out on a date?

She might squeal on you.