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Why do they write PIZZA all over the box?

What else could possibly be in there

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Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What do you call pizza that isn't yours?

Impersonal pizza

What did one pizza tell the other pizza?

A cheesy pun.

Box Jokes More Box Jokes

What's in 65 days?

The blonde replies, "I completed the puzzle in 65 days! The box said 2 to 4 years!"

Why are Toblerone's triangular shaped?

So they fit in the box.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink?

I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW

Why do the KGB operate in groups of three?

A. "One can read, one can write and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."