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What kind of pizza would the twin towers order?

Two plains.

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What do you call a pizza who's a DJ?

DJ Beazza Yes it's a stupid pun, but that's a good 50% of my humor, the other half being sarcasm.

What do you call pizza that isn't yours?

Impersonal pizza

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What kind of pants does Mario wear?

Denim Denim. Denim

What kind of soap do Middle Eastern citizens use?

Arab spring

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Why do airplanes manufactured in Spain have windshield wipers on the inside?

Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.

What kind of pizza would the twin towers order?

Two plains.