Large Plain Jokes

What was the last pizza order at the Twin Towers?

Two large plains.

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What was the last pizza order made to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.

Who is this "one"?

And why is he always arguing with people?

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

Why are there 2 doors on a chicken coupe?

Because if it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan

Why were there only 40,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks

Twin Tower Jokes More Twin Tower Jokes

Why were the Twin Towers upset?

They ordered pepperoni but they got plane

What was the last phone call made from the Twin Towers?

An order for two large plains.

911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

How would you rate USA and Saudi Arabia's relationship?

9/11

What's the same with 9/11 and Goliath and the giant?

They were both caused by a message from god.

World Trade Center Jokes More World Trade Center Jokes

What is the most popular breakfast at the World Trade Center?

A plane bagel.

What did the hot dog vendor say at the World Trade Center?

Who ordered the two jumbos?!

Disappoint Jokes More Disappoint Jokes

Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

Asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

Al Qaeda Jokes More Al Qaeda Jokes

What's the Al-Qaeda's favourite sports team?

The New York Jets ()

How do al-Qaeda like their toast?

Bean-laden

Deliver Jokes More Deliver Jokes

How did the stem cell break it to his girl?

It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago

Why did Opey get fired from his job as a pizza delivery boy?

Because Opey never delivered.