Large Plain Jokes

What was the last pizza order at the Twin Towers?

Two large plains.

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What was the last pizza order made to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains

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Twin Tower Jokes More Twin Tower Jokes

Why were the people in the Twin Towers so upset about their pizza order?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane.

Why were the people in twin towers upset?

They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane

Disappoint Jokes More Disappoint Jokes

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.

Why do Chinese tourists get disappointed when they visit America?

Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.

Al Qaeda Jokes More Al Qaeda Jokes

What's Al-Qaeda's favorite American football team?

The New York jets.

What's the Al-Qaeda's favourite sports team?

The New York Jets ()

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What kind of pizza does Lil Wayne like?

Little seizures.

What do you call a pizza who's a DJ?

DJ Beazza Yes it's a stupid pun, but that's a good 50% of my humor, the other half being sarcasm.

Deliver Jokes More Deliver Jokes

What do the post office and the San Francisco 49ers have in common?

They don't deliver on Sunday

What did the doctor say when he delivered a blonde-haired baby to an expecting Chinese couple?

Two Wongs don't make a white

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."

How much does wonton soup weigh?

One ton, but I don't know anyone that'd wantonly order it.

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

Why was the pencil in the toilet?

It was a No. 2.

Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

World Trade Center Jokes More World Trade Center Jokes

Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.

What does an optimist call the World Trade Center?

San Diego.