Large Plain Jokes

What was the last pizza order made to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains

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Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What name does Jesus use when delivering pizzas?

Chjesus Chrust *Thanks I will show myself out*

What was the last pizza the twin towers had?

A plane one.

Pizza Order Jokes More Pizza Order Jokes

What was the last pizza order made to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains

Why were the people in the Twin Towers so upset about their pizza order?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What did the phone say to the other phone after a bad rejection?

If you like it then you shudda put a ringtone on it.

Who's there! Buster! Buster who?

Buster tire can I use your phone!

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What do you call 2 horses side by side in a stable?

Neigh-bours.

When is a 2 literally a 6?

When it has metaphor.

911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

Why didn't the blond call 911?

She couldn't find the 11 on the dial pad.

Why was 10 afraid?

Because it was in the middle of 9/11

World Trade Center Jokes More World Trade Center Jokes

Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.

What was the last pizza order made to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains

Al Qaeda Jokes More Al Qaeda Jokes

What's the Al-Qaeda's favourite sports team?

The New York Jets ()

What's Al-Qaeda's favorite American football team?

The New York jets.

Disappoint Jokes More Disappoint Jokes

Why were the people in the Twin Towers disappointed on 9/11?

They ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas, but all they got were 2 large plains.

Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!