Large Plain Jokes

What was the last pizza order made to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains

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What was the last pizza order made to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains

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What do the World Trade Center and genders have in common?

There used to be two of them, but now it's too offensive to talk about.

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So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.

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He didn't want people to see his tan lines.