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Large Plain Jokes

What was the last pizza order at the Twin Towers?

Two large plains.

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What was the last pizza order made to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains

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Disappoint Jokes More Disappoint Jokes

Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party?

Because it was more Loki than he wanted.

Why were the people in the Twin Towers disappointed on 9/11?

They ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas, but all they got were 2 large plains.

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

Who has time to monitor followers/unfollowers?

I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.

What kind of fish is made of two sodium atoms?

2 Na!

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What kind of pizza did they order on nine eleven?

2 large planes

Why did they ruin this pizza with so much cheese?

SNOE

Al Qaeda Jokes More Al Qaeda Jokes

What's Al-Qaeda's favorite American football team?

The New York jets.

What's the Al-Qaeda's favourite sports team?

The New York Jets ()

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

How many photos of Kanye West do you suppose Kanye West has on his phone?

More than 1,000

What do you get if you cross a phone with a mouthwash?

Tele-Scope.

911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

When is Independence Day 2 coming out?

9/11

How was 9/11 an inside job?

If the planes came from the outside.

Deliver Jokes More Deliver Jokes

Which former pop star would be most likely to help deliver a baby?

Paula Ab-doula

How did the stem cell break it to his girl?

It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago

Twin Tower Jokes More Twin Tower Jokes

Why were the people in the Twin Towers so upset about their pizza order?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane.

Why were people in the Twin Towers so upset?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane