There used to be two of them, but now it's too offensive to talk about.
San Diego.
Who ordered the two jumbos?!
A plane bagel.
Two large plains
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.
A pepperoni pizza can actually feed a family of five.
Because all of the investors pulled out.
Cause you'd be mad too if someone kept pulling your hose.
I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.
A. Pennsylvania
Pops
Coincerned
The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.
Bean-laden
The New York Jets ()
DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME
Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven.
