World Trade Center Jokes

What do the World Trade Center and genders have in common?

There used to be two of them, but now it's too offensive to talk about.

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What does an optimist call the World Trade Center?

San Diego.

What did the hot dog vendor say at the World Trade Center?

Who ordered the two jumbos?!

What is the most popular breakfast at the World Trade Center?

A plane bagel.

What was the last pizza order made to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains

Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.

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What did the doctor say to the short guy in a hurry?

You're going to have to be a little patient.

Why did the French milkman have to hurry?

He was running lait

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul truck?

He was trying to bust a move

Why can't the cops keep calm and carry on?

Because they carry guns instead

Large Plane Jokes More Large Plane Jokes

What was the last food delivered to the Twin Towers?

Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.

How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.

World Jokes More World Jokes

What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?

The first herd shot round the world!

What would Fred Flintstone say if you asked him which city had the Burj Khalifa, the tallest building in the world?

Abu Dhabi Dooooooo!

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why were the people in the twin towers mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane.

Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

How much does wonton soup weigh?

One ton, but I don't know anyone that'd wantonly order it.

Why were the people in the twin towers mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane.

Deliver Jokes More Deliver Jokes

What band does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Slayer.

Who delivers presents to the hood?

Crip Cringle.

50 Jokes More 50 Jokes

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?

Your Honor.