World Trade Center Jokes

What do the World Trade Center and genders have in common?

There used to be two of them, but now it's too offensive to talk about.

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What does an optimist call the World Trade Center?

San Diego.

What did the hot dog vendor say at the World Trade Center?

Who ordered the two jumbos?!

What is the most popular breakfast at the World Trade Center?

A plane bagel.

What was the last pizza order made to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains

What were the last two pizzas delivered to the world trade centers?

Two large planes

Who are some of the best readers in the world?

World Trade Center workers, some of them can read 50 stories in just 8 seconds!

Why was the World Trade Center in a hurry?

It had a plane to catch.

Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.

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What do dwarves use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

What was the last food delivered to the Twin Towers?

Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.

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What was the last phone call made from the Twin Towers?

An order for two large plains.

What was the last pizza order made to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains

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What kind of newspaper do cows read?

The Moo York Times

What does a redditer say when he reads a joke on r/jokes?

We saw that same joke two days ago

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Why do people say half a dozen?

Why can't they just say Six

What do you call it when people line up well?

High queue-ality.

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How do al-Qaeda like their toast?

Bean-laden

What's the Al-Qaeda's favourite sports team?

The New York Jets ()

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Hurry Jokes More Hurry Jokes

Why was the doctor in a hurry to move to the big city?

He was running out of patients.

What phone etiquette?

You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.

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Why was the chef fired?

He was caught stroganoff

Why don't you people see how racist Pokemon Go is?

All of my friends are now talking about how they have to catch Amal.