World Trade Center Jokes

What do the World Trade Center and genders have in common?

There used to be two of them, but now it's too offensive to talk about.

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What does an optimist call the World Trade Center?

San Diego.

What did the hot dog vendor say at the World Trade Center?

Who ordered the two jumbos?!

What is the most popular breakfast at the World Trade Center?

A plane bagel.

What was the last pizza order made to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains

What were the last two pizzas delivered to the world trade centers?

Two large planes

Who are some of the best readers in the world?

World Trade Center workers, some of them can read 50 stories in just 8 seconds!

Why was the World Trade Center in a hurry?

It had a plane to catch.

Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.

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What do you call a person who delivers horribly?

A re-postman. Or a re-post person if you feel triggered.

Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?

Santa Jaws!

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What kind of pizza does Lil Wayne like?

Little seizures.

What do a pizza and this joke have in common?

They're both cheesy.

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What's the difference between a folk singer and a pepperoni pizza?

A pepperoni pizza can actually feed a family of five.

Why were the people in twin towers upset?

They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane

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Where's the best place to have a waffle on the beach?

San Diego. (Sandy Eggo)

What US city has the dirtiest waffles?

San Diego

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Who are some of the best readers in the world?

World Trade Center workers, some of them can read 50 stories in just 8 seconds!

Who are the world's fastest readers?

The 911 victims. They went through 50 stories in a minute. I'm so sorry

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What do you calll a woman that people sit on?

Cher!

Why are people so worried about Hurricane Matthew's wind speeds?

I thought CAT4 was capped at 16Mbps.

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What's the hurry?

Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.

What was the hurry?

There was nothing to do back then.