Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy?

He was too far out, man.

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Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito?

Because an itch in time saves nine.

What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (Jesus Christ this one's even worse than the last)

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What do you get when you cross a computer with a lifeguard?

A screensaver.

What did the lifeguard say to the hippie?

You're too far out, man.