Why couldn't the cop save the hippie from drowning?

He was too far out man

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How do men and women fill the fuel tank differently?

Men jiggle the nozzle afterwards.

What is the distinction between a man that has had a vasectomy and one who hasn't?

I don't know, as far as I'm concerned there's not a vas deferens.

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Why don't cops get along with black people?

They should at least take a shot at it

What do you call a Black man that walks by a Cop?

A Pencil cause he's full of lead!