Lifeguard Jokes

What do you get when you cross a computer with a lifeguard?

A screensaver.

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Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy?

He was too far out, man.

What did the lifeguard say to the hippie?

You're too far out, man.

Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?

He was too far out, man.

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Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?

Because they can't stop saving their work.

What saved the ship?

Flambuoyancy

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux

Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How do you spot a bad boss your first day on the job?

Check his/her pulse. (bitter at the workplace)

When is the earliest time of day Nintendo fans play games?

The Wii hours of the morning.

Lake Jokes More Lake Jokes

Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

Why couldn't the lake birds get along?

Because they were SWAN enemies.

Dude Jokes More Dude Jokes

What did the Hippie say to the invisible elephant?

Hey dude, you're outta sight!

How is it when my son has homework,I have to be involved?

Dude,I already did my time.

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

Where is the best place for a 1-legged waitress to work?

IHOP

Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge Yoda was.

Hippy Jokes More Hippy Jokes

What did the hippy say when I told him to get off my couch?

Namaste

What does the hippy say when you try to kick them off your couch?

Namaste.

Drown Hippie Jokes More Drown Hippie Jokes

Why couldn't the life guard save the drowning hippie?

Because he was too far out man.

Why didn't the lifeguard save the drowning hippie?

He was too far out man.