Lifeguard Jokes

What do you get when you cross a computer with a lifeguard?

A screensaver.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy?

He was too far out, man.

What did the lifeguard say to the hippie?

You're too far out, man.

Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?

He was too far out, man.

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Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

What is a dolphin's favorite TV show?

Whale of fortune!

What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale?

You can't keep a good man down!

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What are the 3 rings involved in marriage?

1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering

What are a school teachers 3 favorite words?

June, July, and August.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How many vegetables should you pull out of the ground in one day?

None

Why don't ghosts like rainy days?

Because it dampens their souls!!!!

Dude Jokes More Dude Jokes

Why didn't the lifeguard save the drowning hippy?

Because he was too far out... (dude).

What the 0 said to the 8?

Nice belt, dude!

Hippy Jokes More Hippy Jokes

What did the hippy say when I told him to get off my couch?

Namaste

How can you tell if a hippy came to your house?

He's still there.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What did the bear do to be labeled a hipster?

He hibernated in the summer.

What is a bear after it is 10 years old?

11 years old.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Where does Justin Timberlake go swimming when he's in the Ukraine?

The Crimea River

Why did the fish swim off of the waterfall?

For the Halibut.

Save Jokes More Save Jokes

Why wouldn't the worker accept 10 fresh chickens as a reward for saving a farm on fire?

It was a poultry amount

How do dogs save for retirement?

With a Ruff IRA.