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How can you tell if a hippy came to your house?

He's still there.

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What happens when everything's coming your way?

Instructor: You're in the wrong lane.

When you're away on a business trip, do you think about me?

Apparently "Only to stop myself from coming too quickly" wasn't the right answer.

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What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

How can a blind person tell if they're home?

They check the architexture.

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Why didn't Edward leave his house?

Because he was Snowden.

Why don't house painters wear wedding rings on the job?

Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.

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How can you tell if a hippy came to your house?

He's still there.

What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)