How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"

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Why can't Edward leave Russia this winter?

He'll be Snowden.

Why did the cattle leave the marijuana field?

Because the steaks were too high!

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How can you tell when a white guy is about to tell a joke?

He glances over his shoulder.

When someone tells me they're a bodybuilder, I always ask "Not the Dr. Frankenstein kind, right?

Because you can never be too careful.

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What kind of house is easiest to pick up?

A light house.

What did the Mexican-American say when two houses landed on him?

Get off me holmes!

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What would my hippie side be doing right now?

I already know that

How do you know you let a hippie stay at your house?

He's still there.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

What do you call a witch that stays out all night?

A fresh air freak.

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How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"

What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!