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How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?

Because he was Snowden

What's the worse thing to do to a blind person?

Leave a plunger in the toilet

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Why is a man's pee yellow and his sperm white?

So he can tell if he is coming or going.

Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why are orphans bad at poker?

Because they don't know what a full house is

What did the Mexican say when the house fell on him?

Ayyyy watch it homes!

Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot

What do you call a hippie that is out at sea on a raft?

He was far out man. --

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.

How do I stay humble?

Well, it's not easy, but I start by being generally bad at almost all things.

Ma Jokes More Ma Jokes

What kind of sandwich is this?

She asks. "It cheese ma."

What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!