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How can you tell if a hippy came to your house?

He's still there.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why did the momma pepper tuck in her baby?

Because he was a little chili (Actually came up with this while making chili)

Who's there! Army Ant! Army Ant who?

Army Ants coming for tea then

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How did she tell them apart?

She looked at their last names...

How do you stop a ginger from drowning?

You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it.

House Jokes More House Jokes

How many Apple Geniuses does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, we just swap out your whole house

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1 to hold the bulb in place and 100 to spin the house around it.

Hippy Jokes More Hippy Jokes

What did the hippy say when I told him to get off my couch?

Namaste

Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy from drowning?

He was too far out maaaaan.