How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"

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Why does Britain love tea so much?

Because tea leaves.

What's Michelle's favourite vegetable?

Barackoli (I'm sorry I'll leave now...)

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How can you tell when a fax has been sent by a blonde?

When there's a stamp on it.

What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)

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What did the body-builder say after his house got robbed?

No whey...

Why didn't Beethoven sell his house?

He put it up Fur Elise!

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What did the hippie say when he was asked to leave the couch he was sleeping/staying on?

Namast (nah-ima-stay)

How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"

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How can we keep the school clean Teacher: "How can we keep the school clean?

Student: "By staying home"

What always stays hot in the refrigerator?

Horseradish

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What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!

How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"