How can you tell if a hippy came to your house?

He's still there.

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How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

How do you tell which truck is the mail truck?

It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.

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How Do You Tell 2 Scottsmen Apart?

You lift their kilts, and whichever one has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!!

How do you cure a mute coworker?

Tell them a secret

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Why do hurricanes have girl names?

First they are all wild and wet, then they take your house.

What happened did someone try to break into your house?

Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk

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What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit!

How can you tell if a hippy came to your house?

He's still there.