How do you know if someone is not a vegan?

They don't tell you

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How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday?

It's already run out of battery.

How do you know your house had chicken pox?

It has shingles.

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How can you tell a cow isn't listening to you?

Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!

How can you tell if you have a mature or an immature sense of humor?

Poop.

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What did the plant say to the vegan?

Leaf me alone.

How do you know if a complete stranger is vegan?

They already told you.