How do you know whether somebody is a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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How can we know atheism exists?

Where's the evidence

Why do fluorescent lights hum?

Because they don't know the words.

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Why did the spotted pigs run away?

They thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on the dotted swine.

What do they tell people who flunk out of astronaut academy?

The sky's the limit for you".

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What's the hardest part about being a vegan?

Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.

How do you know whether somebody is a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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How can you tell if a Redditor is European?

Don't worry, he'll tell you

Why doesn't the United States have to worry about a North Korean nuclear missile attack?

We have the Iron Giant

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What do you say when somebody else has ruined your joke?

RIP post

Why was the lightbulb invented?

Somebody had an idea.