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How can you tell that someone's a vegan?

Don't worry they'll tell you themselves.

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How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play?

Don't get your sheets dirty!

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How do you know when a vegan gets to the party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How do you spot a vegan at the gym?

Pretty much the same as anyone else.

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How do you know if someone's an engineer without asking them?

Don't worry they'll tell you

Why are all computer scientists such pessimists?

They always worry about the worst case!