How do you know if someone is not a vegan?

They don't tell you

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?

I don't know." "So you're the one!"

How do you know when your dog is a bad hot dog?

When it's pure bread.

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What do hippies say when you tell them to get off your couch?

Namaste

Where's Finnick?

Odair he is!

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What personal question is not obvious yet nobody has ever needed to ask anyone?

Are you vegan?

Why did the vegan avoid the confrontation?

He didn't want any beef.