How do you know whether somebody is a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

Who should get the cat?

I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"

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What do you want for your birthday?

Me: You could get me a "world's best dad" mug. 4: You told me not to lie.

How can you tell if someone's a redditor,in real life?

Ask them if they're on reddit. I'm sorry.

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How can you tell someone is vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you

What's the hardest part of making a vegan pizza?

Skinning the vegan.

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What do computer programmers and aged-care nurses have in common?

They both worry about the position of colons.

How can you tell if someone does crossfit?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle?

Somebody took a corner!

Why did the man break up with his girlfriend who had a lazy eye?

Because she was seeing somebody on the side.