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How do you know if a complete stranger is vegan?

They already told you.

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What is the difference between lightning and electricity?

Teacher: What is the difference between lightning and electricity? Alexander: I know you do not have to pay for lightning.

Whats the difference between a Doctors Without Borders hospital and ISIS?

How would I know, Im just a US Air Force Operator.

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What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination?

Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I told them nothing.

Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

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How do you find a vegan at your dinner party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Why did the vegan avoid the confrontation?

He didn't want any beef.

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How do you know if a complete stranger is vegan?

They already told you.

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

They wanna peek-a-chu.