How do you know if a complete stranger is vegan?

They already told you.

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Dont worry, they'll tell you.

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They put on mittens.

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A Beef

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The test subject is the only one you'd willingly ask to "tell us about yourself."

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Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

They wanna peek-a-chu.

How do you know if a complete stranger is vegan?

They already told you.