How do you know if a complete stranger is vegan?

They already told you.

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I don't know, I just fly the drone.

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Don't worry, they will tell you.

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It checks the tornado watch.

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That's a missed-steak

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Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

They wanna peek-a-chu.

How do you know if a complete stranger is vegan?

They already told you.