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Complete Stranger Jokes

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

They wanna peek-a-chu.

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How do you know if a complete stranger is vegan?

They already told you.

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Why did Microsoft skip from Windows 8 to 10?

Because Windows 7 ate 9!!!

What's the difference between windows 10 and the world's biggest virus?

The Logo.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What dino was known for having distinguished tastes?

A Connosaur

How do you know if a woman is hot for you?

When you stick your hand in her underpants it feels like you're feeding a horse.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

Why did Billy Joel get acquitted?

Because he didn't start the fire.

How do I start?

Personal Trainer: By putting down that Pizza slice!

Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

What did the plant say to the vegan?

Leaf me alone.

What's the hardest part of making a vegan pizza?

Skinning the vegan.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why don't urologists hand out stickers their patients?

Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"

What did the policeman say when he was told about the large pothole?

I'll look into it.

Poke Jokes More Poke Jokes

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

They wanna peek-a-chu.

How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.

Chu Jokes More Chu Jokes

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokemon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

Where is the Pokemon?

Peek-a-chu!

Wanna Jokes More Wanna Jokes

Hey, wanna hear a joke?

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Why do you never wanna see an elevator in a horror game?

Cuz you know something's about to go down. Im sorry