Complete Stranger Jokes

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

They wanna peek-a-chu.

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How do you know if a complete stranger is vegan?

They already told you.

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Chu Jokes More Chu Jokes

Why shoudn't you take you Pokemon cards to the shower?

Cuz Pikachu might Pik a Chu

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokemon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if a farmer is a good farmer?

He's out standing in his field

How do you tell if Lady Gaga is dead?

You poker face!

Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

How do you know when a vegan gets to the party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How do you offend a vegan?

Cover your ears with your hands

Peek Jokes More Peek Jokes

Where is the Pokemon?

Peek-a-chu!

Why shouldn't you change around a Pokemon?

Because he might peek at chu.

Wanna Jokes More Wanna Jokes

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?

Why do you call these girls broads?

Cause I don't wanna be specific

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do call a potato that knows martial arts?

Jacket Chan

When you know it is too cold in Bay Area?

When you see the programmer's hands are in their pockets.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?

You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.

Why do they call wood carving "whittling"?

Because you start with a bigger piece of wood, and you make it whittler.

Poke Jokes More Poke Jokes

What's worse than a poke in the eye with a hot stick?

Nothing. Trust me.

Why did God make pubic hair curly?

So we don't poke our eyes out.