Complete Stranger Jokes

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

They wanna peek-a-chu.

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How do you know if a complete stranger is vegan?

They already told you.

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Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine &amp a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What's the best way to start an underwear presentation?

Start with a brief introduction.

How do most bakers get their start in the industry?

They knead dough

Wanna Jokes More Wanna Jokes

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

Wanna ride bikes?

What is a crack head's favourite song?

Q: What is a crack head's favourite song A: I wanna rock!!! Well I found it funny anyway..

Peek Jokes More Peek Jokes

Why shouldn't you change around a Pokemon?

Because he might peek at chu.

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokmon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you call 3 agnostics sitting at a bar?

I don't know.

What dinosaur knows the most words?

Thesaurus.

Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

What did the vegan give the homeless guy?

A lecture.

How do you know if someone is not a vegan?

They don't tell you

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

When his lips are shut.

How can you tell if someone does crossfit?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Poke Jokes More Poke Jokes

How do you wake a sleeping Lady Gaga?

You poke poke poker face

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.