Peek Jokes

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

They wanna peek-a-chu.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why shouldn't you change around a Pokemon?

Because he might peek at chu.

Why did the boy peek down the toilet bowl?

He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokmon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

Where do Peek-a-boo patients go?

The ICU.

What Pokémon spys on you while he has a cold?

Peek achoo!

Why don't you take a shower with a Pokemon?

He might Peek at Chu!

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokemon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

Where is the Pokemon?

Peek-a-chu!

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Pooh Jokes More Pooh Jokes

Why does Piglet smell?

Because he plays with Pooh.

What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

Complete Stranger Jokes More Complete Stranger Jokes

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

They wanna peek-a-chu.

How do you know if a complete stranger is vegan?

They already told you.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Have you tried turning the light off and back on?

Why was Cloud trying to cheer up Sky?

He looked a little blue

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How do you ask a priest to hand you the spaghetti?

Pasta pasta, pasta.

What do you call a tree that you can fit in your hand?

A PALM TREE!!!

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

Why does the Pope shower with his briefs on?

He doesn't like to look down on the unemployed.

Why can't you take a shower with a Pokémon?

Cause they'll Pikachu

Icu Jokes More Icu Jokes

Where do Na'vi go when they get hurt?

ICU

What did the nurse say to John Cena?

ICU.

Seek Jokes More Seek Jokes

What do you call a supernatural goose riding a bike seeking vengeance?

Goose Rider

Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

Pokemon Jokes More Pokemon Jokes

How do you get Cream of Mushroom in Pokemon?

Put 2 Amoonguss' in the daycare.

Why don't you undress in front of Pokemon?

Because they might Pikachu!