Peek Jokes

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

They wanna peek-a-chu.

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Why shouldn't you change around a Pokemon?

Because he might peek at chu.

Why did the boy peek down the toilet bowl?

He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokmon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

Where do Peek-a-boo patients go?

The ICU.

What Pokémon spys on you while he has a cold?

Peek achoo!

Why don't you take a shower with a Pokemon?

He might Peek at Chu!

Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus?

Because he has holes in his hands

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokemon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

Where is the Pokemon?

Peek-a-chu!

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Pokmon Jokes More Pokmon Jokes

How do you get Pikachu on a bus?

You Pokmon!

How many Pokmon does it take to change a light bulb?

Not sure, gotta catch them all first!

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

How about a dirty one as well?

Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)

What was in those drums of chemicals Captain Malcolm Reynolds hid behind in Firefly?

For-Mal-To-Hide.

Boo Jokes More Boo Jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who?

Just Boo! I'm a ghost!

What has four legs and goes 'Boo'?

A cow with a cold.

Chu Jokes More Chu Jokes

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokmon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

Where is the Pokemon?

Peek-a-chu!

Seek Jokes More Seek Jokes

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide & seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

Where is the worst place to play hide and seek in a hospital?

In the I.C.U.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What kind of boy is he?

A noughty one.

What did the boys do ToGetHer?

Roam And Tick things..

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How did the flea learn to use the internet?

He had to start from scratch.

What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

Pokemon Jokes More Pokemon Jokes

Why are Pokemon terrible to play hide and seek with?

Because they Pikachu

What does Bill Cosby have in common with a Pokemon trainer?

He makes sure his catch is weak before he throws his balls at them.