How many indie kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

None because There is A Light That Never Goes Out.

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How many prolog programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yes.

How many believable competent "just right for the job" presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years isn't it

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Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

What's stronger, fifty watts of sound or fifty watts of light?

I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.

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How many North Koreans does it take to change a light bulb?

One, only **Glorious Leader** gets access to light bulbs

How many Comcast customer service agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

Is the lightbulb plugged in sir?