How many indie kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

None because There is A Light That Never Goes Out.

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Why couldn't the physicists change the lightbulb?

Too much work.

How many people with Alzheimer's did it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

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How many Bros does it take to change a lightbulb?

None cuz it's already lit af

What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out

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What do you call a chameleon that doesn't change color?

A reptile dysfunction.

Why isn't there a Superpig?

It's too hard for a pig to change clothes in a telephone booth.