How many Bros does it take to change a lightbulb?

None cuz it's already lit af

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How many koalas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, given that he's koali-fied for the job.

How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

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When can you operate?

Lighting a candle* Doctor: When we find you a new liver.

What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head?

A tiger moth!

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What did the other traffic light say to the other traffic light?

Don't look! I'm changing!

How many Harvard graduates does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He holds up the light bulb, and the world revolves around him

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What did the Kiwi say to the Statue?

Statue bro?

What did the bro say to the bro who couldn't make it to the party because he didn't have a car?

Do you even Lyft