None cuz it's already lit af
The bear minimum
Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.
None because There is A Light That Never Goes Out.
Get bent!
You don't know man, you weren't there!
He ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-changes. (Sorry if repost)
Bro, do you even function?
Do you even, bro?