How many people with Alzheimer's did it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many prolog programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yes.

How many economists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know. They just keep going on and on about how the last one broke.

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What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture... What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture on the Northern Lights to the people of Wonderland?

Aurora boring Alice.

Why do people studying engineering get to already call themselves engineers?

It is not like that anywhere else. It is not like people studying science claim that they are already scientists. Or people studying the arts say they are unemployed.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Buddhists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, change comes from within.

How many catholics does it take to change a lightbulb?

CHANGE!

Alzheimer Jokes More Alzheimer Jokes

What's the good part about having alzheimer's?

You can hide your own Easter eggs.

What is the worst about having alzheimer's and dierrhea?

You're running but don't know where to.