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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

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How many Biology undergrads does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.

How many catholics does it take to change a lightbulb?

CHANGE!

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How many dank memes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter, just use the jet fuel instead.

How many Northern Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella.

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Why won't the Alzheimer's patient pay attention to you?

Because he doesn't know the time of day.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side!