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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

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How many social justice activists does it take to change a lightbulb?

They can't change anything

How many cops does it take the screw in a lightbulb?

The same number it takes to screw public confidence in law enforcement

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What do you call it when a chameleon can't change colors?

Ereptile dysfunction

What do you call a zoo enclosure without any change?

A nickeless cage.

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How does an Alzheimer's patient celebrate New Years?

Kissing strangers.

Why won't the Alzheimer's patient pay attention to you?

Because he doesn't know the time of day.