How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side.

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How many Hindus does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they will keep worshipping in dark.

How many friendzoned guys does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just keep complimenting it and get mad when it doesn't want to screw.

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side!

Why does it take two premenstrual women to change a light bulb?

BECAUSE!!

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How does an Alzheimer's patient celebrate New Years?

Kissing strangers.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side