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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

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How many extroverts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's throw a party while we're at it.

How many ballerinas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5,6,7,8!

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How many Obsessive-Compulsive P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But he has to check it 100 times one for each watt.

How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to hold the light bulb and two to spin the ladder.

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Why won't the Alzheimer's patient pay attention to you?

Because he doesn't know the time of day.

How does an Alzheimer's patient celebrate New Years?

Kissing strangers.