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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

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How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends what you want it to change into...

How many Northern Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella.

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How many Brexiters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Woah woah woah... I never said there was a lightbulb!

How many believable competent "just right for the job" presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years isn't it

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Why won't the Alzheimer's patient pay attention to you?

Because he doesn't know the time of day.

How does an Alzheimer's patient celebrate New Years?

Kissing strangers.