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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

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How many Reddit admins does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they like to keep the mods in the dark.

How many IT techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities.

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Why did the pirate have to change wenches?

His old one wouldn't let him swab her poop deck.

How many senior medical consultants does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds up the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him.

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How does an Alzheimer's patient celebrate New Years?

Kissing strangers.

What does an Alzheimer's patient say whenever they browse /r/funny?

Hey, this looks new!