How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side!

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How does Kanye West screw in a lightbulb?

He holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him.

How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb?

None: Leos are so enthusiastic they carry their own light.

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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. But it takes about 8-10 visits.

Why do they want to change the faces on dollars but not on coins?

Because the only constant is change.

Alzheimer Patient Jokes More Alzheimer Patient Jokes

How does an Alzheimer's patient celebrate New Years?

Kissing strangers.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side