Alzheimer Patient Jokes

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side.

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

To get to the other side!

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side!

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side!

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Blair Jokes More Blair Jokes

Who's there! Blair! Blair who?

Blair play!

Project Jokes More Project Jokes

What did the counselor say to the hologram?

You're projecting." (From Star Trek Voyager)

How do you project confidence?

Multiply by the cosine of the angle.

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

Why do mountains make people laugh?

Because they're hill-areas!

Why do people at work always laugh at my jokes?

Because they're paid to.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many IT professionals does it take to change a lightbulb?

Have you tried turning it off and back on?

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why did the peasant have poor judgement?

He couldn't afford better judgement I'll be here all day folks

Who's there! C's! C's who?

C's the day!

Browse Jokes More Browse Jokes

How do trees browse the internet?

They log in.

What do you call someone who hates browsing the web with Google?

A Chromophobe.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you think is the biggest problem in Germany?

Uncertainty or indifference ' He answered: I don't know and I don't care!'

Whats the point of calling it "secret Santa"?

Everyone knows that the person who gave you the gift is Santa.

Attention Jokes More Attention Jokes

What did King Midas say to get peoples attention?

Eh you!!

What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke