Alzheimer Patient Jokes

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What does an Alzheimer's patient say whenever they browse /r/funny?

Hey, this looks new!

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

To get to the other side!

How does an Alzheimer's patient celebrate New Years?

Kissing strangers.

Who, what, when, where and why?

English teachers and Alzheimer's patients

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side!

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side!

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What do gamers make for New Years?

A New Years RESOLUTION

How does an Alzheimer's patient celebrate New Years?

Kissing strangers.

Browse Jokes More Browse Jokes

What does an Alzheimer's patient say whenever they browse /r/funny?

Hey, this looks new!

How do trees browse the internet?

They log in.

Attention Jokes More Attention Jokes

What do you call a hump-backed cow that always wants to be the center of attention?

A drama-dairy.

What did the flight attendant say to get the attention of the plane full of Kim Basinger clones?

Attention Basingers

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced?

A buck an ear

How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer?

With dog diskettes!

Celebrate Jokes More Celebrate Jokes

Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

How do Ethiopian parents celebrate their child's first birthday?

By putting flowers on its grave.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

When a hot blonde walks in. The one lawyer says, "Man, wouldn't you like to screw that?

And the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "

How do you keep a ghoul from biting his nails?

Replace the nails with screws.

Blair Jokes More Blair Jokes

What's an Alzheimer patient's favorite horror movie?

The Blair...Which project Made my roomie laugh at least

Who's there! Blair! Blair who?

Blair play!

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many extroverts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's throw a party while we're at it.

How many Pentagon procurement officers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Look for only $87 billion we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.