To get to the other side.
Because he doesn't know the time of day.
Hey, this looks new!
To get to the other side!
Kissing strangers.
English teachers and Alzheimer's patients
A stroke of genius!!!!! (its terrible, i know)
If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy
El Taco Lips.
They give a peck to the cheek.
Her ankles.
The extroverted mathematician looks at YOUR shoes when he's speaking to you.
Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!
About a day
I find your lack of Faith disturbing.
Karma-vore
A New Years RESOLUTION
Hide n' Seek World Champion 2010-2016
Two. One to identify that the lightbulb has indeed burned out, and one to call the maintenence man to change the lightbulb.
One Brazillion.
Because he didn't see the funny side to it.
Do you get a laughing stock?
