Alzheimer Patient Jokes

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side.

Why won't the Alzheimer's patient pay attention to you?

Because he doesn't know the time of day.

What does an Alzheimer's patient say whenever they browse /r/funny?

Hey, this looks new!

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

To get to the other side!

How does an Alzheimer's patient celebrate New Years?

Kissing strangers.

Who, what, when, where and why?

English teachers and Alzheimer's patients

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side!

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side!

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Browse Jokes More Browse Jokes

What does an Alzheimer's patient say whenever they browse /r/funny?

Hey, this looks new!

What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing.

Celebrate Jokes More Celebrate Jokes

How did So-Cal celebrate the double anniversary of the LA Riots and Cinco de Mayo?

Rodney King Pinatas

Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January?

Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why was a missile looking for a job?

Because it got fired!

What did the Red light say to the Green light?

Don't look at me I'm changing!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do we know God's not a woman?

We're not sandwiches.

Whenever I get to a restaurant and they say there is a wait I say "do you know who I am?

Because while I wait I like to be introspective

English Teacher Jokes More English Teacher Jokes

Who, what, when, where and why?

English teachers and Alzheimer's patients

What did the English teacher write when she needed to borrow money?

An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How do you know its noon on an Apple Watch?

The screen stays black when you check the time.

Why are quantum physicists the kinkiest of all scientists?

They have the ability to penetrate both holes at the same time. explanation(http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double-slitexperiment)

Blair Jokes More Blair Jokes

What's an Alzheimer patient's favorite horror movie?

The Blair...Which project Made my roomie laugh at least

Who's there! Blair! Blair who?

Blair play!

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT

How many psychologist does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but the light bulb is going to need to change itself.