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Alzheimer Patient Jokes

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side.

Why won't the Alzheimer's patient pay attention to you?

Because he doesn't know the time of day.

What does an Alzheimer's patient say whenever they browse /r/funny?

Hey, this looks new!

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

To get to the other side!

How does an Alzheimer's patient celebrate New Years?

Kissing strangers.

Who, what, when, where and why?

English teachers and Alzheimer's patients

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side!

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side!

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English Teacher Jokes More English Teacher Jokes

When is an English teacher like a judge?

When she hands out long sentences.

What did the English teacher write when she needed to borrow money?

An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one

Attention Jokes More Attention Jokes

Why did the farmer's wife got angry at him for paying too much attention to his equipment?

He kept looking at his hoes.

What do you call a hump-backed cow that always wants to be the center of attention?

A drama-dairy.

English Jokes More English Jokes

What's the longest word in English?

Smiles. Because there's a mile between both S.

What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?

Their knees. (Not sure if this one translates well to English)

Blair Jokes More Blair Jokes

Who's there! Blair! Blair who?

Blair play!

What's an Alzheimer patient's favorite horror movie?

The Blair...Which project Made my roomie laugh at least

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you have to know to be an auctioneer?

Lots

How many performance artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know, I left early.

Celebrate Jokes More Celebrate Jokes

Why doesn't India celebrate Halloween?

No Gandhi

Why did the mathematician celebrate 4/20 on January 5?

Because he knows how to reduce fractions.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why doesn't Bono like Google?

He still hasn't found what he's looking for.

Why did Toronto host the (hockey) World Junior Championships?

They wanted to see what a winning team looked like.

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

What does it sound like when Java laughs?

Java -jar jar.jar

What do you call a laughing labradoodle?

A snickerdoodle.