How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"

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How many ears do Star Trek fans have?

3, Right Ear, Left Ear and The Final Front-Ear.

What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?

BYE-SON!

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Why can't you tell secrets in a corn field?

Because, corn has ears!

How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier?

The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!

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Why don't house painters wear wedding rings on the job?

Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.

What do you call a chicken haunting your house?

A Poultrygeist!

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How do you know if a hippie was at your house?

He's still there.

What did the hippie say when asked to leave the party?

Namaste.

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What do you call a fruit that stays up very late to study for tests?

A cramberry.

Where did the newlywed horses stay?

In the bridle suite!

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What is the worst thing you want to hear from a doctor giving you a prostate exam?

Look ma, no hands!

How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"