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How do you know if hippies have been in your house?

They are still there.

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What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"

Why does everyone care who Tom Brady voted for?

What we really wanna know is who Ja Rule voted for. WHERE IS JA!

House Jokes More House Jokes

What do you call a man who cleans your house?

Dustin.

What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"

What did the hippie say when he was kicked off the couch?

Namaste