He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"
They left the plunger in the toilet.
Because everyone always left them hanging!
They're the ones who look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.
To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.
Because it was all on the house
When the door is open!
I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.
A teabag stays in the cup longer
Patty O'furniture.
Look ma, no hands!
