Why can't you tell secrets in a corn field?

Because, corn has ears!

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What did the left eyebrow told to the right eyebrow?

Hi brow

How can you tell someone hates vegans, cross fitters, and atheists?

Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it.

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How much do pirates charge for corn?

A Buccaneer

Why does the corn get mad at the farmer?

Because he is always pulling on his ears.

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What kind of speech did the farmer give his cornfield?

It didn't matter, they were all ears

What do you call a man with potatoes in their ears?

Anything you want, He can't hear you!

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What it is, sweetie?

3: shouting I POOPED! "Do you know what a secret is " 3: whispering no.

Why can't you keep a secret from cattle?

They herd

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What the corniest part of a corn field?

The corner.

Why can't you tell secrets in a corn field?

Because, corn has ears!