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Why can't you tell secrets in a corn field?

Because, corn has ears!

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What do you tell a cow that's in the way?

Mooooooooooooove.

How many pork chops does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know it's lard to tell.

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Why was the farmer hopping mad?

Because someone had trodden on his corn!

What do you call corn with a sense of humor?

Laughing stalk

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

How does a French lady hold her liquor?

By the ears

What do you call a row of 10 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

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Why can't you keep a secret in a cornfield?

There's too many ears

What's the secret to a long life?

I said, "Never order vegetarian in Texas"

Corn Field Jokes More Corn Field Jokes

What the corniest part of a corn field?

The corner.

Why can't you tell secrets in a corn field?

Because, corn has ears!