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How do you know if a hippie was at your house?

He's still there.

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When does a dyslexic person know they've bought the wrong SUV?

When they're in Denali.

What does God call his nose?

God knows.

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What do hand grenades and wives have in common?

Remove the ring and your house is gone.

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Because they don't like windows in their house. BaDumTss

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Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?

He was too far out, man.

How do you know if a hippie was at your house?

He's still there.