How do you know if a hippie was at your house?

He's still there.

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When did Anakin's Jedi Master know he was turning to the dark side?

In the Sith grade.

What is the difference between 1 Gb and 2 Gb?

Student - Well, I don't know. I guess one is a bit too high?

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What did the pink panther have all over his house after he fumigated for insects?

Dead ants... dead ants... dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead aaaaantsss

What do you call an actor that has just paid off his house?

Mortgage Freeman

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What do you call a hippie that is out at sea on a raft?

He was far out man. --

What did the hippie say when I asked him to leave my house?

Nah, I'm-a stay.