How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"

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Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie.

What did the hippie say when asked to leave the party?

Namaste.

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How can you tell if a girl is ticklish?

Give her a couple of test tickles...

What's an Australian Kiss?

A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*

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How does a vampire clean his house?

With a victim cleaner.

What did the body-builder say after his house got robbed?

No whey...

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Why do hippies like to swim way offshore?

Cause it's far out, man

What does the hippie say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste (better to say it aloud)

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Why don't men have mid-life crises?

They stay stuck in adolescence.

What kind of people should you stay away from?

Trees. They're quite shady.

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What is the worst thing you want to hear from a doctor giving you a prostate exam?

Look ma, no hands!

What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

Ma