How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"

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Which is Bernie Sanders' dominant hand?

His left one

What time do Germans leave their dentist appointments?

2:39

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How do you tell X chromosomes from Y chromosomes?

You pull down their genes.

What do you tell the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he picks up a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais.

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How can you tell if a hippy came to your house?

He's still there.

What do you call an incredibly well-dressed punk?

The Speaker of the House

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What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)

What kind of cigarettes do hippies smoke?

Yours.

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How did Jesus stay in such good shape?

Cross fit.

What's Irish and stays out on your deck?

Paddy O'furniture

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What is the worst thing you want to hear from a doctor giving you a prostate exam?

Look ma, no hands!

How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"