What did one hat say to the other?

You stay here, I'll go on ahead....

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Why did the bullet stay home?

Because it got fired!

What's the first step of fire safety?

4-year-old: Stay away from dragons. Me: 4: Me: Well, obviously.

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What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?

Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.

What hat does a Mexican wear to a funeral?

A somber-ero.