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What did one hat say to the other hat?

You wait here, I'm going to go on a head.

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Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What's the difference between spit and swallow?

A firm grip on the back of her head.

Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance, they looked like hare.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What are you waiting for?

A car.

Why wouldn't the Doctor wait in line?

He had no patients

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

What did the bra say to the top hat?

You go on ahead, I'll give these two a lift.

What did the hat say to the scarf?

You hang around here while I go on ahead.