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What did one hat say to the other?

You stay here, I'll go on ahead....

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What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one?

CuNO3!

What did King Midas say to the centaur?

Stay gold, Ponyboy.

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What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.

Why JFK doesn't wear hats?

It is an airport.