What did one hat say to the other hat?

You wait here, I'm going to go on a head.

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Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What did one earring say to the other?

You go on a head, i'll just hang round 'ere

Who do you think the scariest POTUS was?

I'd have to say Rushmore, considering he had four heads.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Whenever I get to a restaurant and they say there is a wait I say "do you know who I am?

Because while I wait I like to be introspective

Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?

Ah wait, i can't remember the rest

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

How did they name Canada?

They picked letters out of a hat: C eh, N eh, D eh.

How many magicians does it take to pull a rabbit out of a hat?

One. It's a trick question.