What did one hat say to the other hat?

You wait here, I'm going to go on a head.

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Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why did the leper return to the shower?

He forgot his head and shoulders.

Why do Transformers always have their heads in the clouds?

They're robots in da skies.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What is the similarity between Disney World and a woman?

They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!

How many US Congress members does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

What's the most useful type of hat?

A handy-cap

What did the hat say to the necktie?

You go AHEAD I'll HANG AROUND!