What did one hat say to the other hat?

You wait here, I'm going to go on a head.

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Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What does 007 wear on his head?

A Bondana.

What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?

I have only my shelf to blame

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people?

Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!

How many US Congress members does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

What did the hat say to the other hat?

You stay here. I'll go on a head.

What did the hat say to the necktie?

You go AHEAD I'll HANG AROUND!