What did one hat say to the other hat?

You wait here, I'm going to go on a head.

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Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How do you know Kurt Cobain didn't have dandruff?

A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch.

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?

Doug

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Why divorce now after all this time together?

Woman: We wanted to wait until the kids were dead.

How do you keep getting in here?

ZOO OFFICIAL: Wait. Let's hear him out.

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

Why JFK doesn't wear hats?

It is an airport.

Why don't Korean captains wear hats?

Because they don't know what to do with cap sizes.