What did the hat say to the other hat?

You stay here. I'll go on a head.

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Whoa what do you do for a living?

I STAY AWAKE FOR A LIVING!" *roundhouse kicks barista*

How my girlfriend stay's thin. Wanna know how my girlfriend stays thin?

She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.

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How do Asians execute white people?

They cut off their heads using a Gweilotine.

How are a roof and quantum physics the same?

They both go over your head.

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How to do fit ten popes in a vw bug?

Tell them to take off their hats

What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?

To keep their hats pointed.