What did one hat say to the other hat?

You wait here, I'm going to go on a head.

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Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why so?

The light bulb replies, "I'm a light headed!"

What do you call a man with a kilt over his head?

Scott!

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How many egoists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. They simply hold the bulb and wait for the world to revolve around them.

How many senior medical consultants does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds up the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him.

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

Why don't hat store owners and pet shop owner get along?

Because you can't be a fan of hat care and cat hair.

What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.