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What did the hat say to the other hat?

You stay here. I'll go on a head.

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Why can't anyone stay angry long with an actress?

Because she always makes up.

What do you call a stay-at-home parent?

Unemployed.

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Why wasn't the patient concerned when she was told she had a brain tumor?

The doctor said it was all in her head

What has a head, a tail, and no body?

A coin!

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What did the hat say to the hat rack?

You stay here, I'll go on a head

How did they name Canada?

They picked letters out of a hat: C eh, N eh, D eh.