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What did King Midas say to get peoples attention?

Eh you!!

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What's the most annoying thing in the internet?

People who comment "repost" on a Joke subreddit.

Why do you need to take notes during jokes?

Joke was supposed to be this: Why do you need to take notes during church? because the peoples of noah's day, "took no note".

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What do you say to get the attention of a gold bar?

AU

What is it about half men - half horses?

They always have to be centaur of attention.

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What did King Midas say to get peoples attention?

Eh you!!

What did the Canadian think of his hardwood flooring?

It was Oak, Eh!

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What did King Midas say to get peoples attention?

Eh you!!

What did King Midas say to the centaur?

Stay gold, Ponyboy.