What did King Midas say to get peoples attention?

Eh you!!

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What is it good for?

Some people say "nothing", but my stock portfolio's looking promising.

Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

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What did the flight attendant say to get the attention of the plane full of Kim Basinger clones?

Attention Basingers

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He yelled, "A u, fish!"

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What did the Canadian think of his hardwood flooring?

It was Oak, Eh!

What did King Midas say to get peoples attention?

Eh you!!

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What did King Midas say to get peoples attention?

Eh you!!

What did King Midas say to the centaur?

Stay gold, Ponyboy.