What did King Midas say to get peoples attention?

Eh you!!

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Which two regions have the most people named John?

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It was Oak, Eh!

What did King Midas say to get peoples attention?

Eh you!!

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Stay gold, Ponyboy.

What did King Midas say to get peoples attention?

Eh you!!