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What did King Midas say to get peoples attention?

Eh you!!

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What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

What do people and jellybean have in common?

No one likes the black ones

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Why did the feminist sign up for football?

She wanted to be the center of attention.

Why do abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy &amp z hate hanging out with the letter n?

Because n always has to be the center of attention.

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What did the Canadian think of his hardwood flooring?

It was Oak, Eh!

What did King Midas say to get peoples attention?

Eh you!!

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What did King Midas say to the centaur?

Stay gold, Ponyboy.

What did King Midas say to get peoples attention?

Eh you!!