What did King Midas say to get peoples attention?

Eh you!!

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What do you call people who hang out with musicians?

Drummers

How many people from the future does it take to change a light bulb?

The lightbulb works fine...

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Why do Canadians not pay attention to their local wildlife?

Because there's nothing to care-aboot. (caribou)

Why do abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy &amp z hate hanging out with the letter n?

Because n always has to be the center of attention.

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What did King Midas say to get peoples attention?

Eh you!!

What did the Canadian think of his hardwood flooring?

It was Oak, Eh!

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What did King Midas say to get peoples attention?

Eh you!!

What did King Midas say to the centaur?

Stay gold, Ponyboy.