What did King Midas say to get peoples attention?

Eh you!!

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How many people work at your company?

About half of them.

How do you write an essay that blows people away?

With lots of drafts

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What do you say to get the attention of a gold bar?

AU

Why did the farmer's wife got angry at him for paying too much attention to his equipment?

He kept looking at his hoes.

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What did the Canadian think of his hardwood flooring?

It was Oak, Eh!

What did King Midas say to get peoples attention?

Eh you!!

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What did King Midas say to the centaur?

Stay gold, Ponyboy.

What did King Midas say to get peoples attention?

Eh you!!